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(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Wood Eye
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Harelip! Harelip!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I used to love that joke.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Plastic tits
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# Still would piss into their eyes then set them on fire?
Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:31, archived)
# You love them and want to kiss them.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# that's your ideal woman that is
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# You love them and want me to kiss them.
I'd rather kiss Moyles.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:34, archived)
# This is all true.
There is not nearly enough girl-on-girl action in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Certainly not in mine, any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:38, archived)
# I suggest you remedy that
And post pictures.

I am so deeply shallow as to be a bulge.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:40, archived)
# What the hell does that last sentence mean?
All I can think is that it means your willy has got all hard.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:42, archived)
# I am incredibly shallow in my personality.
I was just trying to play on the metaphor by implying that I am actually the the exct opposite of the concept of depth.

Oh gods I'm an arse hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:44, archived)
# Oh I seeeee.
No willy hardening then? Shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:46, archived)
# Always.
I just take that as a given.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:49, archived)
# Fabulous work.
Have a biscuit.


Careful with the crumbs though, that'd be sharp.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:52, archived)
# There's plenty
they just don;t want to do it in front of you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Damnit, Just jump on top and find any availabale hole
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:33, archived)
# hehehehe
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 16 May 2008, 13:41, archived)