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[challenge entry] I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

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(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:23, archived)
# no glove, no love!
heheheh

EDIT: minor tj; what does everyone think of me doing a silly Q&A thread? you all ask any questions you want and i have to answer them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:24, archived)
# me too
but I don't want to be constantly reminded of it.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:25, archived)
# Similar:
www.b3ta.com/board/8377339
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# nice piccie...
who was the original?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Leela was Nicole Kidman
I made her attractive. I googled 'ponytail' in images, and she was the best choice.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# HAHHAAHA
I thought it looked a bit like her...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# yay, repost opportunities!
repost opportunities!

www.b3ta.com/board/8377486
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOB BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# Ning KittyVomit!
How you doing? Have you been struck off the medical register by the GMC?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:34, archived)
# i'm poorly :(
ome gland as come up masively and painfully on the left side of my jaw. it huuuurts.

hows you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Awww no!
*hugs and plays soothing French music like Francis Cabrel*

Not too bad, I'm meant to be going to a mates birthday do today but I really can't be bothered with all the travelling it will take :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:36, archived)
# how far do you have to travel for it?
I WANT AN ADDRESS AND POSTCODE AND DIRECTIONS ON HOW TO GET THERE DAMN IT!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:38, archived)
# IT WILL TAKE ABOUT 45 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE
TO THE PARTY! IT IS IN KENNINGTON AT A PUB AND WE WILL BE WATCHING THE FA CUP FINAL IN THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:48, archived)
# FOOTBALL!!!1
BOOO HISSS!

and in a pub means one would have to buy the booze..bugger
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:51, archived)
# I KNOW!
SADLY I DO ACTUALLY LIKES THE FOOTBALL :(

I might just pop along for a couple....

EDIT: I HAVE DAIRYLEA ON TOAST AND A CUP OF FRESH COFFEE! THESE FACTS MAKE ME HAPPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:52, archived)
# BUT IT'S SO BORING!
it's a bunch of men in shorts running about kicking each other..more so than the ball most of the time.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# Yeah I know,
whenever I actually think about it, I loose all sense of meaning! But it's an excuse for the beers isnt it?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:55, archived)
# you need not make excuses for beers.
it's traditional...it's the law that being english you must get rat arsed whenever possible and proceed to make a tit of yourself.

(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# A mate of mine who moved to Oz last year
shattered his shin last week whilst pissed. He tried to ride down the moving arm rail of an escalator. He has an awesome scar now :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:00, archived)
# hahaha fuck yes!
now thats a classy one to behave when pissed!

normally i just get shouty or as i was a few weeks back, start throwing a rubber cock about the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 12:01, archived)
# *sigh*
fine then remind me.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# evil bitch ain't i?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# yeah and everyone else
my whole idea of not being sad on internetz has gone out the window. But since I like whoring this image and it has tits:
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:44, archived)
# now that i like...
very erotic.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:46, archived)
# really?
well if you want to get off over that pic feel free, I wouldn't mind hearing about it....:P
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:49, archived)
# oh ok!
I SLIP MY HANDS IN MAH SEXEH LACE THONG....AND I FIND BARRY MANILOW DOWN THERE! PWOAH!


erotic enough for you?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:50, archived)
# Hangon let me get my wizard's hat and robes
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:53, archived)
# mmmm sounds sexual.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:54, archived)
# why do I only meet people like this on the internet?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 11:57, archived)
# hahaha.
well i have a habbit of scaring peiople off when i meet them in real life..so the internet is normally the next port of call.

i can be as filthy as i like and i don't have to look at people's repulsed facial expressions. result.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:58, archived)
# why is anyone going to be repulsed?
to look at people's repulsed facial expressions. blokes' tiny trouser stiffies
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 May 2008, 12:04, archived)
# He looks rather like Zapp's mate in Futurama!
Nicely Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:29, archived)
# Thanks
It took me ages. I probably need to exaggerate the ears and forehead a little more. they're not immediately obviously different from the original.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:31, archived)
# Yeah,
if youc an as well, it might be an idea to try and impart some sense of depth on the nostrils. They do look a little but stickerish....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:33, archived)
# This is also true
But I am not very great with photoshop, and would not be able to do it so very well. They'd probably end up looking like tusks.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:35, archived)
# Arf!
Just flip the monitor back to front and they will become concave rather than convex innit :D

Very nicely done anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:37, archived)
# Ta.
I hope to improve my skills by attempting new things like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:39, archived)
# If I said you had a nice body, would you take your pants off and dance around a little?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 17 May 2008, 11:41, archived)
# You don't need to say I have a nice body for that!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 17 May 2008, 11:44, archived)