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# hello, are you Brian Sewell?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# A bigger twat
I cannot think of.

Nope, I really can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Clarkson out twats Sewell any day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# No
Way!

Anyone in any way involved with Top Gear is ultimate WIN! regardless of twattage.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# mutate Sir Brian??
Hmm...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# If I wans't so busy I'd do it myself
I'm also trying to squeeze in an animation of hitler entertaining the troops.... maybe tomorrow for that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Looking forward to it.
I might have a go myself but I'm struggling with the compo this week.

Incidentally - ever thought of Hitler at the rally doing the Lfe of Brian "you're all individuals" bit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# No.
I suggest you seek help.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Help!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I'm still an innie, Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Other than refering to belly buttons...
I have no idea what that means?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *this
Except also add to bellybuttons an obscure slang term from my book which you couldn't possibly know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Go lower.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# COCKS AND FANNIES
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# TITS AND ARSES
(is this a new swearing game? I like it a lot)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Nipple
for the win
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# So the idea was that Brian Sewell is a twat, thus he is an innie as well.
The only problem is the captain said "I'm still an innie", which was more an update on her genitals rather than implying that she too was an innie.

Or something...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# this is my current confusion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I read it as 'I'm still an innie'
as in she's not Brian Sewell, because she has girl parts instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yes. This.
Blooooooody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Do you ever get the feeling that something has been overanalysed?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# It's just an explanation of why neither of us understood it.
Plus overanalysis is an internationally recognised form of humour.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *holds head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# :D
am I being slow? I have drunk a lot and am now trying tio get some work done before going out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Vagina, sweetheart. Vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I think I see, although saying that you're still an innie
suggests that you will at some point be an outie. Does the manwife know?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Well if you believe the Buddhists I might be.
I have no plans to turn into a boy. Especially considering they can't make proper working cocks yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Oh I don't know, what about Jeremy Clarkson?
If ever there was a proper cock...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Oh I've known far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Yes, but at least all your ex boyfriends are confined to mental institutions,
instead of being raised to the position of borderline racist gods.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Thank FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:46, archived)