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# 'nings all


ever tried putting up wallpaper when you have a cat to help......????
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:41, archived)
# FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 17 May 2008, 19:43, archived)
# Wonderful palette, it's lovely.
Your perspective on the floorboards is great too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hello, are you Brian Sewell?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:08, archived)
# A bigger twat
I cannot think of.

Nope, I really can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:12, archived)
# Clarkson out twats Sewell any day
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# No
Way!

Anyone in any way involved with Top Gear is ultimate WIN! regardless of twattage.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# mutate Sir Brian??
Hmm...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# If I wans't so busy I'd do it myself
I'm also trying to squeeze in an animation of hitler entertaining the troops.... maybe tomorrow for that one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# Looking forward to it.
I might have a go myself but I'm struggling with the compo this week.

Incidentally - ever thought of Hitler at the rally doing the Lfe of Brian "you're all individuals" bit?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# No.
I suggest you seek help.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# Help!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:35, archived)
# I'm still an innie, Toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:13, archived)
# Other than refering to belly buttons...
I have no idea what that means?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:14, archived)
# *this
Except also add to bellybuttons an obscure slang term from my book which you couldn't possibly know.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:15, archived)
# Go lower.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# COCKS AND FANNIES
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:21, archived)
# TITS AND ARSES
(is this a new swearing game? I like it a lot)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# Nipple
for the win
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:29, archived)
# So the idea was that Brian Sewell is a twat, thus he is an innie as well.
The only problem is the captain said "I'm still an innie", which was more an update on her genitals rather than implying that she too was an innie.

Or something...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# this is my current confusion
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:25, archived)
# I read it as 'I'm still an innie'
as in she's not Brian Sewell, because she has girl parts instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:27, archived)
# Yes. This.
Blooooooody hell.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:30, archived)
# Do you ever get the feeling that something has been overanalysed?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:26, archived)
# It's just an explanation of why neither of us understood it.
Plus overanalysis is an internationally recognised form of humour.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# *holds head in hands*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:16, archived)
# :D
am I being slow? I have drunk a lot and am now trying tio get some work done before going out
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:19, archived)
# Vagina, sweetheart. Vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:23, archived)
# I think I see, although saying that you're still an innie
suggests that you will at some point be an outie. Does the manwife know?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# Well if you believe the Buddhists I might be.
I have no plans to turn into a boy. Especially considering they can't make proper working cocks yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:28, archived)
# Oh I don't know, what about Jeremy Clarkson?
If ever there was a proper cock...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# Oh I've known far worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:38, archived)
# Yes, but at least all your ex boyfriends are confined to mental institutions,
instead of being raised to the position of borderline racist gods.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:43, archived)
# Thank FUCK.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:46, archived)
# :-D
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# aw
nicely drawn
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:45, archived)
# yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:46, archived)
# that cat is simply annoyed at the colour choice
clever cat
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# and all for less than 50K
thank you all
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# Hahahahah
awww. ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:54, archived)
# I'd probably just get annoyed and inevitably wrap the bastard in pasted wallpaper.
Then just watch her try to get free.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 19:57, archived)
# RSPCA
Really Sticky Pasting Cats Association
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:01, archived)
# She's a he
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:07, archived)
# I DO NOT RECOGNISE TRANSEXUAL CATS.
NEVER!!!

Was talking about if my own cat did the same, who is a she
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:11, archived)
# Mark Almond??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:20, archived)
# have a hardly related pea

with spelling errors
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:33, archived)
# is it cos he is black
(and no longer has bollocks)?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:58, archived)
# Ah rookie mistake.
What you need to do is take the cat, rub it against the wall for five minutes and then stick it to the wall with static electricity.
Also hoopla, yay and woo.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:22, archived)
# dunno........
remember Tom on the side of the ship....??
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# at this point you give up and just paint the wall
:D

and 'ning b3ta

how are all you sexy bastards this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:24, archived)
# I am tired,
having had a free trip to London last night. It was fun, but involved about 9 hours of trains in the last 2 days.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:31, archived)
# that is an excess of train
tho I once did over 10 hours of train in one day with hilarious results*


*results not hilarious at all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:36, archived)
# That is an enormous excess of train.
How did you manage to suppress your urge to kill?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:39, archived)
# that's a really good question
it came close

very close

but as I'm not in jail, I guess I didn't kill anyone! lol! happy ending! ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:44, archived)
# Either that, or you're a cold and efficient killer.
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. This time.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:45, archived)
# \o/
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:53, archived)
# I thought it was Down on the Farm for a second
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 17 May 2008, 20:32, archived)
# lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 May 2008, 21:25, archived)