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# Bicarb up one nostril
lemon juice up the other



Hours of fun.


Edit: I'm joking, for fuck sake nobody do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:16, archived)
# Vim & Jif
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:17, archived)
# cif!
stupid fucking name-changing bastards!
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# And their excuse that foreigners can't say "jif" is bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Jif *is* bollocks
I make my own scouring cream, thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# how?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# jizz, caustic soda and muesli
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# raisins - with or without?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# well
if you're cleaning a toilet and you use raisins, they tend to go puffy and smear - so I go without
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:29, archived)
# yeah!
why should we have to change because foreigners can't speak properly? they've already taken our marathons, isn't that enough?

also, MMMMMMMMMWWWAAAAAAHHH!!!
that's for your sid james laughing cavalier. it's awesome!
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# \o/ YAY :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:27, archived)
# In Spanish it would be pronounced "Yif"
(I helped save b3ta! slight yoinks!, Mon 19 May 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Toilet Duck and Berocca.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# mmm
Refreshers and Harpic
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:22, archived)
# Sugar soap and vanilla coke.
You could kill loads of kids with that.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# is vanilla coke a real thing?
I'm tempted to try it, but that would mean drinking coke
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:25, archived)
# Aye, it was, I don't know if it still is.
It's bloody rancid. Worse than normal coke and that's saying something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# I am totally avoiding it in that case
I'm having radishes instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:32, archived)
# fucking NOM
*says ahhhh hopefully*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
# radishes are well tasty
if i look out of my window, i can see a large pot about 6 inches below me, full of gently swelling radishes. another week and they should be ready to eat :)
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# I got some off the proper veg stall at the weekend, they're well hot
unlike the Tesco's midget cock variety, which taste like a desaturated toe
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# they do.
mine are awesomeness and i haven't watered them since saturday, so i'm off for a bit of garden time. 'bye!
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# Dip Dab and Domestos
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# OH YES
alliterative woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# Even more fun when you're missing your septum
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:18, archived)
# That's another reason I'm glad I wasn't a grown up in the 80s.
I'd have no face by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Yeh
If only I could say it was due to coke.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:20, archived)
# If only you could say it was due to Captain.
ALAS. Fucking ALAS.

I'm in an odd mood today.

Edit: I should point out I don't want to hurt your little nosey.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# nasal sex is bad, mm'kay?
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:21, archived)
# it's ok if you do it with plants
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:23, archived)
# not this one - the poor girl looks like she had a go...
www.astro.washington.edu/kristine/WWWimages/PhallicPlant.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# how on earth did you lose yr septum dear boy!?
Is it behind the sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# Sinex addiction in the 90's
I KNOW, I KNOW...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:31, archived)
# rly?
wow.

Sue their asses.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:35, archived)
#
"Long-term usage of these sprays may cause "rebound decongestion" in which stuffiness is worse after the spray wears off than it was before using the spray. Also, long-term usage can destroy the lining of the nose. These negative effects start to occur after one to two weeks of twice-daily usage. "

I used it for 2 years.. O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:38, archived)
# crikey
sorry to hear it. Still, i guess it's something to scare kids with! :-D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:40, archived)
# hahaha Will give it a try next time my annoying nephew is here :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# i have a friend who did a line of baby formula
he ended up snotting up lumps of baby milk that smelt like milk that had gone off, he has never done it again.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:24, archived)
# That's just made me feel a bit ill.
Gone off milk gets to me. Alien Nation's quite hard to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:26, archived)
# lol
I did this and now my head is rotating

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)