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# oh
god. Why did I click?!
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:34, archived)
# I think I won't click then...

(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# just a fat chick
sfw
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:36, archived)
# sfw
but seriously not cool.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:39, archived)
# she's thinks she is all the sexy
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:41, archived)
# "Patty now weighs more than two giant Pandas"
entirely random comparisons ftw
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:45, archived)
# but how many football pitches does she weigh more than?


*checks word order...hmmm*
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 3, but only when pandas are playing
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:48, archived)
# 'two giant pandas' sound better than 0.057 African elephants
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha
is one of them a trombonist?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# hahaha, this is true. But when you're *that* fat, would you still care what animal you were compared to?
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:52, archived)
# 825,000 pygmy shrews
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:53, archived)
# so does he
all power to them and that, but the fact is he's killing her.

one day he'll be pumping away and suddenly realise she's dead - it won't stop him, but he'll have to find another large insecure lady to fatten up instead.

She was actually quite pretty before the weight gain
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:46, archived)
# She was.
Her kids accept it? Like fuck do they.
(, Mon 19 May 2008, 12:49, archived)