Is it you that is struggling to get the bills paid too?I'd fuck this situation right off mate. Get somewhere by yourself. You should live in a hotel like Howard Hughes. ( you don't have to put kleenex boxes on your feet if you don't want ).
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:23,
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fortunatly thats not methat was Lemon wasn't it?
this lot are quite good at bills in all fairness, there was one incident where i had to frogmarch the fucking useless scouser (no reflection on any other scousers, but some how it seems to make his uselessness worse) to a cash point.
it is my dream to one day be as metal/rich as howard hughes :)
(this lot are quite good at bills in all fairness, there was one incident where i had to frogmarch the fucking useless scouser (no reflection on any other scousers, but some how it seems to make his uselessness worse) to a cash point.
it is my dream to one day be as metal/rich as howard hughes :)
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:26,
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I've never wanted to be metal...until now that is. ;)
I was a mature student so spent my University days in my house with my wife and dog. ( she still was not allowed in the kitchen though unless to load the dishwasher ).
(I was a mature student so spent my University days in my house with my wife and dog. ( she still was not allowed in the kitchen though unless to load the dishwasher ).
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32,
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stupid keyboardthough howard hughes was metal as fuck :)
are you a bit of a kitchen hitler as well? i tend to get angrier and angrier as making the meal progresses and woe betide anyone who gets in my way when i'm cooking.
(are you a bit of a kitchen hitler as well? i tend to get angrier and angrier as making the meal progresses and woe betide anyone who gets in my way when i'm cooking.
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35,
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My girlfriend is starting to get scared of cooking with me.It's best for her to just sit in the next room, and to not try to stir anything.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38,
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i wish i could inspire this fear in my ladywomanshe has this tendency to sort of hover at my elbow through out the cooking. i've explained several times at high volume that she should just go and watch tv but every time she's back. it doesn't help that she's better at cooking than me anyway
( Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44,
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It's taken a while and the project isn't yet complete.I've been using the 'grumpy bastard' technique to get her to understand I'm fine doing it on my own.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:48,
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i've gone for just asking her to do unpleasent things till she leaves me alone"can i help?"
"yeah, that'd be great actually, can you clean that casarole dish thats been sitting there for a month slowly evolving rudimentary sentience?"
("yeah, that'd be great actually, can you clean that casarole dish thats been sitting there for a month slowly evolving rudimentary sentience?"
Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:52,
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Haha, you're a crueler man than me.Although in my old, filthy student house, she once decided to do all our washing up.
It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
(It seemed that the only time our kitchen was clean was after one of our girlfriends visited.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Mon 19 May 2008, 17:54,
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the only time our house cleans up is when either myself or my menopausal-woman-trapped-in-a-20-year-old-man housematesuddenly crack and go on cleaning binges
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Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58,
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