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[challenge entry] Nice teeth

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(Bogbean, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# vast improvement
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I can't see him without thinking of someone else now.
And then I smile and shake my head incredulously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:31, archived)
# The board is awash with redexes for me I'm afraid :(
(including these two)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# But it's Rooney.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Funnily enough I can seem them when I paste into another browser
Ah look at his lully ears and nosey-wosey
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# hence that.
www.b3ta.com/board/8383161
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# hahah
ah. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# It's got to the stage where a mate of mine thought I had some weird thing
about him. Had to explain.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# I want to lick icecream off the tip of his nose and play with his little ears
Rooney, not your mate. Although if your mate is up for it..?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Not your type, schnookums.
Not unless you're about to come back over to the dark side.

Which I would sincerely hope you'd warn me about.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# Much like wanking naked in front of the urinals at Tescos,
there isn't much fun knowing there will be warning :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# Haha, it'll be my wedding day
and suddenly I'll be pounced and removed from the procession by a tall man clad in a suit of many pants.

Edit: I am bye bye! See you soon, dixypoos. x
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# I discovered my mate of 5 years had been hiding a deep sense of homophobia for a while now
He didn't invite me to his wedding last week (so is an ex-mate). I also found out last week that apparently a few years ago he told someone he didn't like people seeing us out drinking beers as he didn't want people to think we were "an item".

I threatened to crash his wedding at the crucial part of the ceremony by rushing down the aisle in a wedding dress, mascara smudged to the four winds, tears streaming down my face, me clutching a bouquet of long-dead roses, begging for him to take me back
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# id pay to see that!


just you in the dress
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# I accept paypal
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:53, archived)
# what a prick.
break into his house at night kitted out as you described, stand over his bed and just start shrieking. that'll show him
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:49, archived)
# hahahaha
He'd shit his load
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# I fucking love mincers me.
I have seen my wife with her head in her hands in shame whilst I dance with my shirt off with the boys in Brompton's. I'm a right old fag hag.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:50, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:51, archived)
# a mate of mine is wonderful queen in the christopher biggins sort of way
and he's made it his project to seduce me at some point in my life...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:55, archived)
# Oh My God you ARE Marwood!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# Marwood?
edit: i got it, never mind :)

i probably am actually...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:59, archived)
# Marwood (Paul McGann) of "Withnail & I"
You have the looks and the hair - now you have the Uncle Monty :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:01, archived)
# i've been told i look like paul mcgann a fair few times
but thats the first time i've been told i'm marwood as well :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:03, archived)
# Just because of the hair?
Because the face isn't really that similar...
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:05, archived)
# i've just got one of those faces, y'know?
most people know someone that looks like me, or there's someone i look like that they can't quite put their finger on who, or some one from the wide variety of short male celebs with curly hair, including everyone from elijah wood to woody allen...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# I think you must just hang out with people who are either severely visually impaired or incredibly dull.
The only person I look vaguely like is the picture I have in my profile, and that's only really in some lights anyway.

I just have a most singular countenance.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# Did you tell him that if he didn't invite you to his wedding you'd bum him in ways which would make him useless to a woman?
If not, why not?
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:57, archived)
# If that is a serious question
Why on earth would I want to go to a wedding/party where I'm not wanted?

Nah, fukkim. Life's too short and all that.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:58, archived)
# More a previso for painful revenge bumming really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# Nah I wouldn't with yours :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# Eeep!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 19 May 2008, 18:17, archived)
# then thats
a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Giraffes for 2005
hmm
(gaijintendo v2.0 compressed, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# there was a shortage
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# I'm still waiting on my giraffe.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Mon 19 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Brace yourself !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 19 May 2008, 17:38, archived)
# Giraffes for zoos?
a noble cause indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Mon 19 May 2008, 19:05, archived)