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# haha
but a moistened swiss roll does not float!

this is a nonsense!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I have only recently got back from Switzerland
and I didnt see a single Swiss Roll! THAT IS AN UTTER NONSENSE!

I fear going to the Arctic now and finding no spongey ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17, archived)
# I really want a toblorone now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Didnt see any of them either!
However, I did see lots of Swiss Army knives. They come with USB Drives now!

Awesomeness!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# yeh
but still no bloody keg!
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I dislike swiss army knives.
I love my Opinel knife though. Much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Good choice
i'd go for the opinel everytime!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I haven't got an
Opinel.

/subtle
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 21 May 2008, 12:51, archived)
# the only chocolate designed to injure you whilst you try and eat it
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20, archived)
# But its so lovely :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# all things that you love will hurt you
but if they come back you can eat them...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# I always without fail bruise the roof of my mouth while trying to eat toblerone.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# top tip
break it first, then put it in your mouth :)
edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Its been going on so long its like a custom for me now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# either that
or it pokes you up the nose.
snotty choccy isn't pleasant.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25, archived)
# but what a lovely smell
*snorts chocolate*
Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds
uhoh triered typing
*falls off chair*
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27, archived)
# aaaawwm poor skuggles!
*hugs back to consciousness*
don't snort the vodka, just the coke!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31, archived)
# my insides are broken
been like that all week
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35, archived)
# tell me your symptoms and i'll see what i can do.
"broken" doesn't quite cover it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# erm
you know rice pudding? add carrots and hey presto
edit : and bubbles
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# have you been to a barbecue lately?
it sounds like it may be mild food poisoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# nope
nothing out of the usual, what can i do?
should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty)
edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50, archived)
# don't do anything to stop puking!
if there's something making you sick, let your body get rid of it. sips of water every 15 minutes or so should keep you hydrated without triggering a puking fit. try eating half a piece of dry toast and see if you can keep it down.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# wrong end
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58, archived)
# ah.
same deal, but less toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15, archived)
# ooooh
aint had a toblerone in years!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Thats it,
Im buying one tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26, archived)
# If my stomach wasn't so dodgy i'd go walk 1/2 a mile to buy one right now
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Ive gotta go to the shop tomorrow as I now work there.
I figure I can wait until then.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32, archived)
# remind me to pick up my bacon i left in the fridge at work :(
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36, archived)
# you can't just buy them!
they must come from airports or ferries.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Should've pushed a local down a hill.
Missed opportunity.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28, archived)