hahaha
:D
tho why he doesn't invest in riverfront property on the other side of the watery thoroughfare is a mystery
:D
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:12,
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tho why he doesn't invest in riverfront property on the other side of the watery thoroughfare is a mystery
:D
He fucking hates
Swiss Rolls and he couldnt bear to have to look at them floating by every day!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:14,
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haha
but a moistened swiss roll does not float!
this is a nonsense!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:16,
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this is a nonsense!
I have only recently got back from Switzerland
and I didnt see a single Swiss Roll! THAT IS AN UTTER NONSENSE!
I fear going to the Arctic now and finding no spongey ice cream!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17,
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I fear going to the Arctic now and finding no spongey ice cream!
Didnt see any of them either!
However, I did see lots of Swiss Army knives. They come with USB Drives now!
Awesomeness!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20,
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Awesomeness!
I dislike swiss army knives.
I love my Opinel knife though. Much nicer.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21,
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the only chocolate designed to injure you whilst you try and eat it
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20,
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all things that you love will hurt you
but if they come back you can eat them...
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23,
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I always without fail bruise the roof of my mouth while trying to eat toblerone.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22,
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top tip
break it first, then put it in your mouth :)
edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23,
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edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!
either that
or it pokes you up the nose.
snotty choccy isn't pleasant.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25,
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snotty choccy isn't pleasant.
but what a lovely smell
*snorts chocolate*
Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds
uhoh triered typing
*falls off chair*
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27,
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Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds
uhoh triered typing
*falls off chair*
aaaawwm poor skuggles!
*hugs back to consciousness*
don't snort the vodka, just the coke!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31,
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don't snort the vodka, just the coke!
tell me your symptoms and i'll see what i can do.
"broken" doesn't quite cover it.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38,
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erm
you know rice pudding? add carrots and hey presto
edit : and bubbles
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40,
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edit : and bubbles
have you been to a barbecue lately?
it sounds like it may be mild food poisoning.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48,
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nope
nothing out of the usual, what can i do?
should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty)
edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50,
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should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty)
edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before
don't do anything to stop puking!
if there's something making you sick, let your body get rid of it. sips of water every 15 minutes or so should keep you hydrated without triggering a puking fit. try eating half a piece of dry toast and see if you can keep it down.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55,
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If my stomach wasn't so dodgy i'd go walk 1/2 a mile to buy one right now
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28,
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Ive gotta go to the shop tomorrow as I now work there.
I figure I can wait until then.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32,
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you can't just buy them!
they must come from airports or ferries.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33,
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next he should buy a bridge.
woo!~
Nice humus there. I for one am drained of the stuff.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13,
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woo!~
Nice humus there. I for one am drained of the stuff.
i love that game!
i was really good at it, too.
well, better than at donkey kong.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:15,
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well, better than at donkey kong.
I now have to play a game of frogger to get it out of my system
:D
edit: gah! I'm shite! my frogs karked it in the water, stupid non aquatic amphibians
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17,
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edit: gah! I'm shite! my frogs karked it in the water, stupid non aquatic amphibians
1: Go to Google
2: Type "Play Frogger Online"
3: Click the link
4:...
5:...
6: Profits!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:20,
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3: Click the link
4:...
5:...
6: Profits!
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
i shall do this later, when i am contented and full of chicken.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:24,
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DAR DI DAAR DAR DI DAAAAR
DAAAAR DI DAAAAAR DAR DI DI DAAAAAR
*hums the themetune*
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26,
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*hums the themetune*
Yes! That is a good point.
And it only took nigh on 30 years to figure it out!
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:21,
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Hahaha
That reminds me; I must go to Chelmsford soon. I'm due the time off and my boss said I could use his apartment (I'm not saying he's loadsed but it's the one he keeps for when he goes to the races. :P
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Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40,
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Loving the lost referance,
also, the fact that its message 8383838 is pretty awesome.
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Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22,
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So many people use those numbers in the lottery
if they ever came up you'd only win about 50p!
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