(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23,
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I always without fail bruise the roof of my mouth while trying to eat toblerone.
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:22,
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top tip
break it first, then put it in your mouth :) edit : do not break the top of your mouth, i meant the chocoalte!
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23,
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Its been going on so long its like a custom for me now.
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25,
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either that
or it pokes you up the nose. snotty choccy isn't pleasant.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:25,
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but what a lovely smell
*snorts chocolate* Thats just remindedm e of something , when i was kid the drunk kids had a game of snort the vodka, apparently u got drunkerer quicker but dit gives yousnoes bleeds uhoh triered typing *falls off chair*
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:27,
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aaaawwm poor skuggles!
*hugs back to consciousness* don't snort the vodka, just the coke!
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:31,
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my insides are broken
been like that all week
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:35,
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tell me your symptoms and i'll see what i can do.
"broken" doesn't quite cover it.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:38,
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erm
you know rice pudding? add carrots and hey presto edit : and bubbles
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40,
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have you been to a barbecue lately?
it sounds like it may be mild food poisoning.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:48,
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nope
nothing out of the usual, what can i do? should i eat some charcoal (dog biscuits? - mmm tasty) edit : thinking about it, there was some garlic sauce i put in my sandwich that was 2 years out of date... but i've been using that for ages and not had a problem before
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:50,
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don't do anything to stop puking!
if there's something making you sick, let your body get rid of it. sips of water every 15 minutes or so should keep you hydrated without triggering a puking fit. try eating half a piece of dry toast and see if you can keep it down.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:55,
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wrong end
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:58,
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ah.
same deal, but less toast.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 22:15,
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ooooh
aint had a toblerone in years!
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:23,
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Thats it,
Im buying one tomorrow.
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:26,
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If my stomach wasn't so dodgy i'd go walk 1/2 a mile to buy one right now
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28,
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Ive gotta go to the shop tomorrow as I now work there.
I figure I can wait until then.
(We are the lemonirked your craw on,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:32,
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remind me to pick up my bacon i left in the fridge at work :(
(SkUG>_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:36,
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you can't just buy them!
they must come from airports or ferries.
(lordsaccharineb3taing is well retro mate,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:33,
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Should've pushed a local down a hill.
Missed opportunity.
(Peregr1n@peregr1n,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:28,
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next he should buy a bridge.
woo!~
Nice humus there. I for one am drained of the stuff.
(M3Essentialand The Essentials. LIVE!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:13,
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i love that game!
i was really good at it, too. well, better than at donkey kong.
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:15,
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I now have to play a game of frogger to get it out of my system
:D
edit: gah! I'm shite! my frogs karked it in the water, stupid non aquatic amphibians
(discomeatsThis canoe,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:17,
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YOU HAVE FROGGER???
*jealouses*
(Smash Monkeylowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:19,
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1: Go to Google
2: Type "Play Frogger Online" 3: Click the link 4:... 5:... 6: Profits!
That reminds me; I must go to Chelmsford soon. I'm due the time off and my boss said I could use his apartment (I'm not saying he's loadsed but it's the one he keeps for when he goes to the races. :P
(riverghostservicing your mum since,
Mon 19 May 2008, 21:40,
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Loving the lost referance,
also, the fact that its message 8383838 is pretty awesome.
(DanSlike you've never DanSed before!,
Mon 19 May 2008, 22:22,
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