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# favoured companion...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:48, archived)
# He's obviously only after one thing.



Two things.



Three things.



Okay, four things.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:49, archived)
# Perhaps a hard spanking is in order?
Oof! Too hard!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# It'll never work.
Women you want will always prefer arseholes!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:50, archived)
# so true.
Treat them like a princess and what do they do?
ride off with an alcoholic biker dude!

tut tut
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:05, archived)
# behave like an alcoholic biker dude, and what do they do?
tell you get yourself in shape! women are so enigmous.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:09, archived)
# I know!
Shall I pop the kettle on?
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 19:13, archived)
# But Elaine has saggy breats!



nice as ever.
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:52, archived)
# elaine prefers to call them:
"hosey tats"...but I dont think it makes any real difference to their firmness tbh...
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:56, archived)
# saggy breats ftw!
(, Tue 20 May 2008, 18:57, archived)