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# I bought this from my local 'NUTS' salesman. He also gave me a certificate of authenticity, however, looking at it more closely I suspect it may be fake.
Anyone else think they may have a b3ta fake?


Edit: I don't even think that's really Hitler.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:07, archived)
# Here's the certificate of authenticity...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:08, archived)
# this puts things beyond a shadow of a doubt
and also I would like to declare NINGS on you all
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Nings back atcha
like cleopatra
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# haha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:09, archived)
# eek!
compfusion!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 21 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# hahaha wtf? :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:10, archived)
# Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery
etc
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# wrong, it's blowjobs
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Morning Prodge!
So... is it fake?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# it looks real...it's hard to tell with so many talented fraudsters out there
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:15, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:23, archived)
# Let me check.
*checks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:11, archived)
# remember to check
if you ever receive a cheque from a czech
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Swan swam over the sea, swim swan, swim
swan swam back again, well swum, swan.

/gets coat, hat, false moustache, galoshes and vibraphone.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Hahaha
/feels like I missed something.
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:12, archived)
# you crazy fool
y'allright my booty.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Hooray it's g!!!
Feeling pretty chipper today. You?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:16, archived)
# i'm feeling just splendid
better by the minute in fact, i fear i may burst with glee before the day's out.

*prepares glee sock in readiness
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Wo Wort?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 21 May 2008, 10:44, archived)