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# I think those ARE the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:06, archived)
# yup
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# so
the answer was inside me all along? I just needed to believe in myself?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:07, archived)
# yeah! that's the answer!
waves fist in the air while doing epic guitar chord

*fade to credits*

*generic 1985 pop plays*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# If you believe in yourself and you have a pure heart, anything is possible*.
Including autofellatio
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:09, archived)
# haha, fuck the twister,
where's that lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:08, archived)
# *stops brushing teeth*
*looks at tube*

ah.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:10, archived)
# *runs naked screaming from the bed room*
why is it FOAMING?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:11, archived)
# that means it's happy!
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:12, archived)
# *tries to talk with fully lubed teeth and tongue and tongue-fucks own throat*
agggggggggggggggggggg agggggggggggg
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:13, archived)
# oh
I must admit - the tingle is not unplesant... and all the cavities seem to have dissapeared.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:14, archived)
# haha.
you dirty post deleter. Was Gareth going to sue?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:24, archived)
# my mate was
trying a spot of uphill gardening with a new lady friend ( in the next bedroom to where I was drunkenly servicing her friend after we picked them up in the local dive club ) as the story was told to me after I stopped laughing and he stopped screaming was that he was in difficulties and not being practised in this art and knowing the wonders of spit he mentioned they might need lube, so she reached into a draw and proceeded to rub some substance over his throbbing bell end.

Take my advice. Don't let a bird rub Vicks vaporub on your knob if you don't want to have your mate piss his sides at the sight of you trying t dip your cock in the sink whilst screaming the house down.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:16, archived)
# COCKBURN'S
pronounced coburn's
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Wed 21 May 2008, 18:32, archived)