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# Woo, I wonder how many bird related bills will turn up now?
EDIT: ^
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Baking powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# GUN powder?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# powderpowderpowderpowder liquid liquid
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Columbian Marching Powder
Noons again
the pub was loverly but I'm back to do some works
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Pubs is better than works.
Fact*.



*Fact as provided by SCIENCE (TM).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I went to a pub
I had porkbelly

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# the worst day in the pubs is better than the best day in the works
I drink therefore I am
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Descartes FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# René Descartes was a drunken fart who was just as sloshed as Schlegel
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# there's nothing nietsche couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Socrates himself was permanently piiiiiiisssssed ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# eidegher eideger was a bozzy beggar who could think you under the table
Plato they say could stick 'em away
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:45, archived)
# ...
'alf a crate of whisky every day,
David Hume could out-consume
Schopenhauer or Schlagel ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# Woo Wow..!
How are you today?

also: NOON BOARD
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Woo me indeed!
I'm good, it's almost the weekend - shopping, sitting, smoking, wanking.... the woiks.

You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# That's about it...

*I can never understand how you know what I am planning for the weekend? (although you did miss out Drinking)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# I might have an ale or two, but not really much.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# I haves tomorrow off so I shall start these activities early
yay
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# It's ok for some.
I'm digging a swimming pool.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Yours?
Someone else's?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# My auntie
wants a fish pond. We have dubbed it 'the swimming pool' because she's getting a bit mental and it's getting bigger every time we talk about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Sounds like thirsty work
I have to tackle my bush, also.





It's about 8 foot tall now, and spiky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# innevitablesaucyreply
OoooOoOoooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Hah, I'm such a ho.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Ho as in garden implement
I assume
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# wow
run out of wax again?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# That's neither here nor there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ah yes
black n decker first, wax to finish.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# remember
Wax on, Whacks off
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# That's it.
You're mine, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# ?
Stop it Vinegar, you know'll get into trouble...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# I have to move a Japanese Acer
I don't think she understands my loathing for gardening. She might be horrified when I tackle it with a mini bobcat
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# I've got two acers in my garden.
They're so beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Ace Acers?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:44, archived)
# mini diggers are all the WIN!


i long to visit this place.
www.diggerworld.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:48, archived)
# digger please!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:50, archived)
# There's one in Chatham
I'm told it is shite
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:51, archived)
# That looks ace.
If I can name drop ( I usually will ). We have a very good relationship with the Bamford family and remeber old Joe fondly. My dad is still in touch with Tony ( who owns and runs JCB now and is actually Sir Anthony Bamford)
I knew Mark better as we were both a bit 'black sheep' and I helped him waste loads of money on mental ship related ventures in the 80's.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 15:03, archived)
# I dig swimming pools too brutha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# word
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I mostly pee in them...

Just to see if they have that colored chemical in them - lol
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# fill it with beer, fags and spluff
combine all your fav activities
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# Hahahaha, Pasanonic:
Hobbies include: Semen, apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:30, archived)
# aye
and you love it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# Semen?
Have you got all your fingers crossed?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# erm
exsqeeze me?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# hard to produce semen with your fingers crossed
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# No it's not.
*crosses all fingers*

I've still got at least three ways. Obviously not for ME to produce it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:43, archived)
# It would be impressive if you could
Without the intervention of anyone else
prepares camera, "Ready?"
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:46, archived)
# It's a hobby for the lad
something to do with his hands
and It's sex with someone you love
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# It would have to be a big pool?

- to fit a ship full of seamen in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# She may have been the Admiral's daughter
but her naval base was full of discharged seamen.

badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Why is the camel the ship of the desert?
www.instantrimshot.com/
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:40, archived)
# full of arab semen?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Noon
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 22 May 2008, 14:18, archived)