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# fuck professional sports and all the players, fans and owners.

they're drug-addicted, resource-squandering, government-extorting, thuggish, manipulative, whiny, raping, thieving, single-talented, self-entitled, vacuous, insipid, unfit, steroid-addled, anti-intellectual, uneducated, simpering, tedious sacks of shit-vomit, the entire lot of them. i would dearly love to see the next stadium rampage feature a bloody battle to the death between the moronic fan base and the players, with the managers and agents and owners then compelled to lick the arena clean before being flensed alive and having their hides used to cover souvenir books detailing the deserved pesticide. this cleansing will include all the olympic 'amateurs' who are in any way supported or sponsored by any government or corporation. die, you disgusting parasites. die!

in other news, some stupid telemarketer called me today asking me to pledge money to help some genetic freaks afford a ball to hurl at one another.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:18, archived)
# excuse me sir
don't try to play on my sympathies, this is out of line you're out of control, without governments there would be no colour green and without colour green no green pastures and where is the cows graze;;; grazing for you on the green green grass is doctor is dyslexia not is are but??????????????
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:26, archived)
# human isn't your first language, is it?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:27, archived)
# Autocomplete using mittens, perhaps?
Just a guess. [/;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# that reminds me of the time my sister put buttered bread in the toatser.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:54, archived)
# sharks wit lazers
pewpew pew pew
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:29, archived)
# i raped a rapist earlier this evening.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:38, archived)
# gack
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:48, archived)
# haha, that works.
i hear the magentaville roosters are fielding a superior team this year.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
# huzzah
(I helped save b3ta! autofellatio fills the boards with pointless shit, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:59, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# Only if the ball has poisoned spikes would I donate.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:27, archived)
# i know i'm going to get a lot more calls from them, too.
i told the drone to take me off the call list after explicitly stating what my opinion was of athletes who beg for money.

if they're so damned strong and energetic, let them collect cans or be whores or something. they don't need my cash, unless they're lazy.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:31, archived)
# Is this correct to reply to postbear here?
Wow, b3ta can get odd. Just made a new post while gazing.

As if sport is crying for money. Fucking lazy wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:53, archived)
# wut?
this was supposed to be a gaz?

your side of the country has to endure the olympics soon. ugh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:56, archived)
# Non-stop bullshit already.
Some stupid tarts are upset, they can't attempt to
kill themselves like the boys, is today's 'limpdick moment™©®eio.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:05, archived)
# they actually make sense to me.
either they should be able to die too or the 'sport' shouldn't be in the olympics. frankly i don't understand how skiing in any fashion is a sport. why not juggling or being damp?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Judging from the photo of two of the leapy lasses, the latter might be more popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:25, archived)
# they should combine the event with one of the shooting ones. i'd enjoy seeing them picked out of the air.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:28, archived)
# It's thinking like that led to 'Surf-Skeet'.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-jqEj1Hvnc
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:36, archived)
# ugh, another genre of unlistenable 'music'.
i fucking hate the beach boys. what a load of nasty shit they coughed up on vinyl.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
After all that it put the pic in anyway!

Must do it automatically but not show it in the preview thanks Matey!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 24 May 2008, 5:57, archived)
# Haha, anytime! Ragtime even!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:02, archived)
# you're a lovely person but i fucking hate happy music.
sorry, i wanted to say something nice but ragtime is just horrid to me. i hope other folks enjoy it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:13, archived)
# you're not the first person to tell me this

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:18, archived)
# heh. i don't like disparaging musical talent, really.
of course, right now i have a cd playing that i found in the garbage and it seems to be full of bad korean karaoke schmaltz.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:27, archived)
# *takes note for the torture chamber*
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:26, archived)
# OOH!
Let us play live! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE!

I promise I'll make him scream!

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:28, archived)
# i'm impervious to torture, honestly.
i sometimes torture myself just to see what will freak me out, and it rarely works.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 24 May 2008, 6:31, archived)
# Calm down dear
It's only a commercial!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:29, archived)
# i agree with you so very much.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sat 24 May 2008, 8:58, archived)
# a-fucking-men!
the only sport worth investing in is Robot Wars
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 24 May 2008, 11:08, archived)
# ^this^
with great big shiny balls on it!
Howdy!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Sat 24 May 2008, 13:57, archived)