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# Cats are fucking nasty
They need to be killed at the end of kittenhood. Cats do not like the following:

Being sprayed with water
Dogs, or recordings of dogs
Nasty shocks
Loud noises
Being kicked
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 24 May 2008, 21:08, archived)
# D:<
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Which way round am I supposed to be looking at that?
I only recognise English...
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 24 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# ...Enge...leeesh?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Actually, I can recognise other languages as well
I just don't speak or read or write them.
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 24 May 2008, 21:21, archived)
# I'm at work, my dog is away but I do have a "cardboard" aka resin dog out there (my mum bought it - don't ask!) which isn't working
Loud noises won't help the birdies either...
And as for kicking it... its bloody fast!
not sure how to apply a shock to a kitty without cooking it...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:10, archived)
# Sneaking up on them scares them fucking witless
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Sat 24 May 2008, 21:13, archived)
# A scent alarming to a cat perhaps? Don't needlessly hurt the animal though, that's not on
I'm not particularly knowledgeable about this sort of thing, and all my wealth of useful information and websites you could consult are at work
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# I need some lion poo
oh yes, moth balls that scares cats... now will it affect birdies?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Hahaha
Amazingly, I can probably arrange that; not sure how it would go down on the tube home
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:22, archived)
# its expensive stuff to buy
its about £10 for a 1kg pot (last time I checked)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Well our Lions shit all over the place
i'll have words on Tuesday if you are serious, unless our keepers are selling the stuff on the side
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# they process it into pellets
and it doesn't smell (to humans anyways) and it keeps the garden chemcical free :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# hahaha
Add:
Fire.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:15, archived)
# thats the only way to make a cat bark isn't it?
(disclaimer - do not set fire to cats - they do not enjoy it)
WOOF :D
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 24 May 2008, 21:42, archived)