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u huh

I made them,

Possibly too big.. I hoped photo bucket would of taken care of that.. in my defence I have slept very little and am currently heftily medicated.

Go team sedatives!

x

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arrangedletters, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:41, archived)

You hoped photobucket

would guess what size you want to display pictures when you hotlink to other sites?
How the fuck did you manage to turn your computer on?
Please go to b3ta's FAQ page and carefully read all of the information there so that you can post without upsetting everyone.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 11:45, archived)

photobucket does wierd shit with filesizes

usually makes them bigger though...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 11:49, archived)

Yeah, it makes some of mine bigger.

I tend to aim for saving at 46Kb or below as pb always adds a couple on.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:20, archived)

tee hee

I'm think of getting an account there now, and posting photos of my self, so I look bigger :)

Hello Catpain...

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:23, archived)

Hello

I'm here and on /talk, being quite unsympathetic about anorexia.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:24, archived)

I can't bring myself to post on talk but that group really has to be trolls surely

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:26, archived)

/talk was Robs attempt at creating A.I.

But it failed the turing test!

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:36, archived)

that is funny

I lol'd hard

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:38, archived)

go on lass.

you talk up a big arse and fuck those skinny bitches ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:37, archived)

that is an interesting image

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:39, archived)

My arse isn't really that big.

Contrary to popular belief, being the AVERAGE size for a woman in the UK is not big. It's just bigGER than the women you go for.

And I'm not on there as a token 'fat girl' or whatever (not that I'm that either but I'll just go with other people's definitions of me for now) but more as someone pointing out that they'd rather feel sorry for starving kids in Africa than starving wrist slitty teenagers in Croydon.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:40, archived)

chill

I like big butts and I cannot lie

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:42, archived)

I couldn't give a shit if you do or you don't.

I've got a fabulous arse, I don't need the approval of others.

Sorry, I appear to be in a fucking bad mood. Hmmm.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:43, archived)

bad mood? I don't know what would give everyone that impression

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:44, archived)

*plays soothing harp music

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:54, archived)

god! I fucking HATE HARPS

*goes out into the street and stabs some nuns*

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discomeats This canoe, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:01, archived)

i was about to type this

word for word

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:45, archived)

she probably bite your head off as well

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(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:46, archived)

She's hungover

and has barely bitten anything.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 12:48, archived)

most people think I am big headed

unless we're talking about the other head, where you would be sadly correct. Maybe if I starved myself I'd feel better :P

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 12:51, archived)

Hangovers are balls

I slept through mine.

Having a day in pants, win. Need bacon in a bit tho, sizzly!

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

Don't you start with me miss.

or your arse, whatever size will be going over my knee.

I wasn't referring to your arse, just saying because I know your feelings about curvy that I can imagine you over there championing chunky over skeletal.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:03, archived)

I really would love to see you try.

I can take you, easy.

No, I was more championing growing up and being an adult over whining and screaming that life's not fair boohoohoo etc.

Apparently my views are perpetuating people's issues etc. Oh fuck off and get some real fucking problems.

Am I being too unsympathetic? I can't tell. It's just when some bored teenager tries to get attention in that way, knowing that there's kids that are dying as we fucking speak due to malnutrition that's when I start to get angry. People can bandy around the word 'issues' all the want- at the end of the day, saying 'I've got issues' is just a nicer way of saying 'I want more attention because I'm a selfish, arrogant little cunt' isn't it?

Oh I don't know. Sorry for snapping at you.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:13, archived)

...

maybe some people could do with a hug occasionally.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:17, archived)

Oh I'm firmly in your court on this one.

"grow up and eat a fucking sandwich, you moany little shit."

I fear for the future, I really do. If kids increasingly can't cope with the pressures of living scot free in their parent's house with their TVs, computers, Wiis, XBoxs, Playstations and the countless other ephemeral must-have fad toys then what the fuck are they going to do when they have to walk in the real world and are faced with the reality of self-sufficiency?
I really don't mind if a few of them off themselves to be honest, natural selection will always find a way.
The human race is doomed.

Don't worry about snapping at me my sweet, I'm a big boy and it might do you good ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:21, archived)

Everyone's being a bit black and white over the whole issue

1 yes there are attention seekers
2 yes there are genuinely mentally ill kids
3 life is hard
4 it's hard for everyone so try not to whine
5 society does place a stupid priority on body image
6 the current 'ideal' is unhealthy
7 I want some bacon but can't be bothered to get up
8 I had a girlfriend with associated issues once, it was pretty tough.
9 /talk is probably not the place for clever discourse

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:28, archived)

^this

but I don't want bacon, I want a kebab.

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:32, archived)

bacon's on

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lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:36, archived)

It's too cold to go out for a kebab

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sun 25 May 2008, 13:41, archived)

I had an

anorexic girlfriend when I was in school ( she was the sister of the drummer in our band. I think she was my groupie ) and that was in a time when we didn't even have a clue what it was. She fixed herself with some help.
Body dysmorphia and eating disorders are not diseases, they are just another form of addiction and a sign of mental dysfunction. If you don't get yourself help and get fixed then don't moan on fucking Bebo in the hope that strangers will stroke your fragile ego. Fuck me I swear if they don't bring back national service and sort out these fucking kids soon I'm going in to politics and I'll make a right stink.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:34, archived)

I just think it would be a good idea

for all of these teenagers to have to explain (by means of a translator if needed) to three or four malnourished 3rd world kids exactly WHY they're doing what they're doing.

Unjustifiable selfism. Injustifiable? I can't be bothered to check.

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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Sun 25 May 2008, 13:31, archived)