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[challenge entry] Le Viol d'un Fiver

From the Photoshop money challenge. See all 328 entries (closed)

(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# hahaha!
Ace.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# A hairs breath from
The royal wee.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Good work
I doubt it's truly NSFW but in these troubled times you can never be sure
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Thanks
but I thought that full frontal nudity was NSFW - even if my source-image came from an artwork rather than from pr0n.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Well most people here are English
So all we've pretty much seen Lizzy's flange first hand anyway.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:03, archived)
# You got to know where to fold it . . .
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahahaha
classy
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# If that's porn
or easily mistaken for porn then I'll make someone eat their own hat.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# better to err on the side of caution though
quite rightly
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:49, archived)
# why?
it looks like a fiver with some boobs on it, if you squint. Your grandmother could look at that without thinking porn. The rules are no porn or nothing that could easily be perceived as porn by someone looking over your shoulder at your screen.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:53, archived)
# pretty fucking niche porn innit?
"'ello there mate, i'm looking for some porn"
"what kind you after?"
"tits on currency preferably"
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:58, archived)
# this is b3ta
tits on a anything is the way it always ends up

actually, I'm surprised we haven't had tits on a cdc
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:07, archived)
# i'm not sure that we haven't actually
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:16, archived)
# no, I think it was the other way around
NSFW

who is responsible for this image again?
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:34, archived)
# without wanting to get into the usual huge debate that follows
it always amuses me that boobs and willies are the only things that generally get called nsfw and the word cunt of similar in foot high letters more oft than not slips by without a mention, as long as the file size is ok, i would have thought....

i guess i'm not very up on workplace ethics.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:59, archived)
# As I like to say
if you are looking at tentacle porn or at puppies when you are at work then the one thing you are not doing is working so i can't see the difference.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:02, archived)
# i tend to very much agree
if i were a boss man i'd kick anyones butt i saw even looking at the bbc news page while i was paying them to do something else. that said i'm rather glad we have a lot of folk skiving off work to post on here, weekdays would be so dull.

also it's just as well Rubens isn't a /boarder albeit a dead one.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:06, archived)
# I know.
what sort of boss worth his salt says "by all means waste your day on puerile digital arts site b3ta but if you get a chubby on you are fired" ?
I've had laborours that think there was some agreement that when I said sweep up and keep the site area clean I actually meant spend all day receiving from and sending pointless text messages to the most recent chav floozy they picked up. Trust me, when it comes to working for me, you can get from 'verbal warning' to 'out the fucking door' faster than you can say 'predictive text'.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:14, archived)
# it's a different world
i'm self employed and i do a fair bit of gardening and suchlike, i say fair bit but not as much as i need to really, i feel guilty stopping for punter supplied tea, they don't pay me to be drinking bloody tea and as for chatting on the phone that's definitely not something i would even consider doing. old school work ethic.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Hohoho
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 15:54, archived)
# NSFW?????????
O Rly, you can hardly see the breasts! SFW in my opinion.
(, Sun 25 May 2008, 16:41, archived)