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# look,
people are well aware by now that the Pope is the sexiest motherfucker this side of the birth of Christ. I can't help it if you are all feeding my very natural fantasies.
Can the next competition be Photoshop the Pope, please?
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:42, archived)
# pope pops pope pop
dod adod sdod adod
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:45, archived)
# the pope is a cunt
FACT
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# true
but he's a damn sexy cunt
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:46, archived)
# my catholic
flatmate loves it when i tell him that. HE LOVES IT.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:48, archived)
# I had a friend who was
a Jehovahs witness ( a lapsed one though) and his flat mate used to take the piss, thusley.

"Ooh, it's a bit dirty in the flat, maybe we should do the JeHoovering".

and

"What bread do you like, Kingsmill or Jehovis?"

Laughter ensued.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 15:57, archived)
# *throws stones*
He said Jehovah!
A flatmate of mine used to get regular visits from a couple of young Jehovah lads. They started off by telling her how wonderful life was when you let the light of Jesus, blah blah blah. She replied that life was actually quite fun being young, getting drunk, taking drugs and having sex with strangers. They came round to listen to her every couple of months after that. Bless.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:00, archived)
# That's
class ;-)
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:06, archived)
# i do like the way
that you have decided to shout at the end of sentances. I LIKE IT.
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:01, archived)
# Just like
the Beastie BOYS!
(, Mon 24 Feb 2003, 16:05, archived)