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# I'll miss his squeak
as I munch a slice with chips and a green salad :(
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:05, archived)
# VEEEEE!
*running glomps*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:06, archived)
# outta the way you!
*gets to V first*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:08, archived)
# *waits for quiet moment*
*big old sloppy smoosh*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:09, archived)
# *walks in*
*drops monocle*
*walks out again*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:10, archived)
# *Pilfers monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11, archived)
# *gets spare monocle from monocle cupboard marked "monocles"*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:12, archived)
# *sniggers*
*sign on cupboard marked "monocles" slips off revealing sign marked "DANGER: TNT"*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:13, archived)
# I have one eye which works prefectly (20/20 vision) and
another which is total guff at seeing (looks good though). I've often really considered getting a monocle for day to day use.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:14, archived)
# It's your lucky day!
Yeah, I've one eye which is rubbish, and another which is even worse. But they are quite blue.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I've got two eyes that are shit
and one wanders off when it's bored, and most of the time they're bluish greenish grey (although they are a bit changeable).

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:19, archived)
# I'll gander at them this weekend.
...and your eyes.

www.b3tards.com/u/e8b5a33834e45231e999/imag0068.jpg

There are mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:22, archived)
# Here you go
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/eye2.jpg
img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/bad_lady/eye1.jpg

I wish mine were blue like yours.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:23, archived)
# the colouration of your eyes
looks like pagans dancing naked around a fire... which is about the acest type of eye colouration there is.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# Lies.
My niece has almost pitch black irises, this makes me very annoyed and jealous. Although I think they slowly lighten with age so she won't have them long.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# Do you like it because you think it's aesthetically pleasing
or for the reaction that you think you'd get from others?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# Well I have long black hair, thick black eyebrows and black beard.
So black irises would go fairly well I feel.

Plus it would be an upgrade to my creepy stare.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:37, archived)
# I think really light blue would be kind of stunning in all of that.
But then I find lighter eyes to be much more unnerving.

Are they brown, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# Aye (eye)
Depending on what light you look at them in (which alters both the colour and the shape due to the pupil opening) they go from a dark brown blurry colour to a light brown sauron's eye type thing. You can actually see the sphinctor type shape of the iris quite clearly under bright lights.

Also I don't find light eyes disturbing at all, maybe on dewy eyed children who look almost innocently sinister...but not really.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:42, archived)
# That sounds very similar to the wife's eyes.
You must be similar colouring anyway, although he's not Italian, he's mixed race.

Right, bye all, have a lovely evening
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# two words
Bi ro
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# NO idea what that means
but trhank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:32, archived)
# no one ever knows what I'm talking about
I am communication fail ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# Sunflowers around my pupils
that's what someone else said. I don't really know what that means either.

:D you're communication lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# Preeeetty peepers :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# What.....
er...ta?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:33, archived)
# *clings*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# At least cling to my back
so I can wear you like a rucksack.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:40, archived)
# No way. The front is where all the good stuff is.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# Apparently the back's not bad.
*hug* bye mate
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# Tata, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:48, archived)
# how does it smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:36, archived)
# phwoar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:41, archived)
# *shuffles over*
*splutters something about the bells*
*gives daisy*

*blushes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:43, archived)
# oh... b-E-lls...
I thought you said...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:44, archived)
# :D
Night Archie
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:45, archived)
# and you too m'lovely
have a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:47, archived)
# You are an aryan.
Kill the nazi child!
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:29, archived)
# GINGER ARYAN.
You coming to London then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:34, archived)
# That's ginger?!
ARGH!
*pokes with sticks*

You specifically sat in really dim light so it looked brown didn't you?
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:35, archived)
# ARE YOU COMING TO THE BASH OR WHAT? YOU DOUCHE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:39, archived)
# *taps on right shoulder*
*surprise smooshes from left hand side*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 27 May 2008, 17:11, archived)