It's whatever sells papers innit?
The Scum of the World is an 'Aliens ate my baby's limbs' story away from being the UK equivalent of the National Enquirer.
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Joliet,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31,
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or "sofa burnt my baby"
Oh hold on...
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Vinegar strokes Should know better on,
Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34,
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