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# Obey the Hamster :D

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:10, archived)
# What happens if I do fail?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Spankings?
*prays for spankings*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# His assistant will suffocate you
S l o w l y
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# What a way to go
*considers failing*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# *Volunteers*
But fails to get past the interview
rejected by Simon Cowel
Sob
XXX
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *hired by Max Clifford*
*invents tabloid story about 10 in a bed romp with Les Dennis, most of the Chelsea team, Basil Brush and Alistair Darling*
*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Wouldn't, Wouldn't, Might, No chance
You need help
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# It's whatever sells papers innit?
The Scum of the World is an "Aliens ate my baby's limbs" story away from being the UK equivalent of the National Enquirer.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# or "sofa burnt my baby"
Oh hold on...
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:13, archived)
# Gah!
Hot and firey isn't good.

*reconsiders her plan to fail*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Ah ha
Nipplage!
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# yes!
get zappy!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:11, archived)
# Excellent! Global domination by Post-it note!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# NO! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO IT!
But I can think of a couple of thing that will:P

EDIT: Any photo and words you want me to pop on the bash wall with the one ones?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# I think up something :)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# I did that once.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:19, archived)
# but you ARE coming to the Derby bash...right?

I have most of a notebook full of squirrel with tits drawings, none so fine as your contribution of course, that I'd have to put on the walls out of the pure misery should you choose not to attend again.

You're even on the promotional bash image this year!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Have you set the date yet?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# October 4th
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/12452
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:41, archived)
# huzzah!
(waits for someone to shop a lime into it)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# helga's black?
didn't see that coming.

so now we've seen all CC girls in colour.

...except one. you know what to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:12, archived)
# black?
*checks eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# okay.
brown then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Checked eyes
Burberry!!!!

you are the king of the Chavs
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# But she can't move or she'd fall out of her jacket!
That hamster's you, isn't it? :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Possibly.
(on both counts)
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# *picks up, puts back in cage*
Now play on your wheel or no sunflower seeds for you!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:25, archived)
# Happy b3taday hunny bunch.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 28 May 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Thank you :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Watches for falling Nipplage
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# happy burny string in wax day!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Thank you :)
I am enjoying everyone's good wishes.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# happy b3taday madame!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Fankoo :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:21, archived)
# *gratuitous b3taday snogging*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# COR!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Thank you sweetie
x
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# that immediately reminded me of:
"Do not fail me again, Admiral"


*click*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:14, archived)
# do we get to choose something for you to draw today?
if so i choose this
www.b3ta.com/board/8411647

thank you kindly
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:17, archived)
# DBC?
What's that? A dwarf with a rack?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:22, archived)
# or captain wow as she's more commonly known
=D
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:23, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:26, archived)
# *follows-through into Top Gun style hand-slapping*
*changes pants*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:29, archived)
# \o/
Yeeeeah, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:27, archived)
# *low fives*
y'alreet DBC?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Of course!
Sexyman, how be you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# I have been captured by the evil
"organisation" and I'm being forced to do work against my will.

other than that i'm fine though
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Aww.
Assuming that the rest of your body is proportional to your head (as seen in your profile); you can't be that stumpy :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D I look decidedly less so now I've lost some weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:34, archived)
# NNNNooooooooooooooooooooo
No more weight loosing please.
you were perfect as you were madam wow.
(VS doesn't like scrawniness!)
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:39, archived)
# LOL ANIMALS AND WOMEN WITH BIG TITS
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:31, archived)
# You're easily amused.
I shall draw more. Just for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:33, archived)
# keep going
I haven't come yet
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 28 May 2008, 14:36, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# An official colour scheme?
Helga looks great in that.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 28 May 2008, 16:17, archived)