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# Hehe!
On a side note, where the fuck is 'my other username is a porsche'?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# posting as "a porsche"
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# he's moving to sheffield this week
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Is he not coming to the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i think he said he might if he can but this is the last weekend he can go back to buckinghamshire before he starts in sheff proper
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Bucks? Well he was fairly close by then.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Bollocks to Buckinghamshire
there's nothing in it that's better than the meet.

Especially when you consider that the only good thing about Bucks shall be at the meet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# What's that then?
:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Me, you bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *cough*
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Come on
is 'good' a word you'd use to decribe you?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Is good a word you'd really use to describe YOU?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Hell yes.
*licks finger, touches own arse* tsss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I believe the finger lick tssss manoever commonly follows the phrase 'I'm bad!'.
Plus I have just shaved and preened, so I am in a rather gentlemanly fashion today.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# No, I'm still good.
And I've waxed, what's your point?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# My point, if I may point it across so splendidly, is that amongst alterations I have disbanded ruffian taggles of facial hair and a callous attitude
in favour of the more gentlemanly ways of idle splendour.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# waxed?
where?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Haha! ... But seriously?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *ignores*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# BUT. BUT... I've never been so upset :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# How do you think I feel?
Constant abuse, that's what I get from you. And not the good kind.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I'm only playing. :(
*rolls around*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Are you going to be nice to me?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *nods* yes, Wow, sorry, Wow. :(
*holds out arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Well, alright then.
Remember you've got him to answer to, though *points downwards*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Would he like a hug too?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You can certainly ask.
Take this *hands raw steak* and this *hands flaming torch*


The steak's for him, the torch is for you. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Will you come with me? I'm afraid :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# As you should be.
Think of it as a rite of passage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Do you want me to
explain things to him?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Much as I enjoy you in the black hood
you can shut the trapdoor. No fresh meat for you today.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I haven't seen him in a while either....
Perhaps he's too busy perving on women with his radiography equipment.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Aren't we all.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Never mind that!
Where's the Cap'n?! I just discovered something shocking and upsetting...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Was it Tom O' Bedlam naked?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# With a lime?
Where can I find this bit of specialist porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/lime I believe is the URL for them all.
Bedlams is: b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/lime/nudes/8410404.jpg

NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Fucking hell, I thought that was just going to be a lollimes picture.
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Haha, we all did it. You should see Hex's. OR MINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# That's great!
thanks cr3 :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HELLO
What's up, dollface?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Cap'n!
I've just been in your profile (very nice btw) and my name isn't on your ship's roster!

...in between my extreme upset and trying to find you I went to find my badge to prove I WAS part of your crew and realised that I'm getting confused with Fluffy Elephants kidnapping me for her circus. Boooo :(

...so...as you were I guess?
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# What the fuck?
That's shit. I want you on the ship.

Come on, think of something for yourself to be and I'll pop you on. I'm not setting sail without my Jessie!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# As I'm so horrid can I be the jerk of the ship? :)
*puppy dog eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# You can be in the brig.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *sighs*
What's the pay like?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It's sort of a round goldish coin thing.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :D You're such a wanker.
Have you been persuaded to come to the bash yet? Or do I gotta moan at you more?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Nonexistent.
Being on the Pearl's a privilege.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I'll take it!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Do you have to be posh to be privileged?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Not according to the idiot box.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# "I didn't know you came in a box."
"Only occasionally."
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# you can be
the poop deck
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *stares*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hey, i'm stuck on the front
getting leered at by seamen and enduring salty spray in my face on a daily basis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You've a way with words.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heheh
i've also got wooden boobs and a mermaid's tail!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yay! Can I be ship's log keeper?
I'm not always factual, but I'm damn entertaining
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You most certainly can.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Excellent! thank you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)