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# Hehe!
On a side note, where the fuck is 'my other username is a porsche'?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:17, archived)
# posting as "a porsche"
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:18, archived)
# pffft
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# he's moving to sheffield this week
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Is he not coming to the bash?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# i think he said he might if he can but this is the last weekend he can go back to buckinghamshire before he starts in sheff proper
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:21, archived)
# Bucks? Well he was fairly close by then.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Bollocks to Buckinghamshire
there's nothing in it that's better than the meet.

Especially when you consider that the only good thing about Bucks shall be at the meet.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# What's that then?
:D:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:23, archived)
# Me, you bitch.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# *cough*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Come on
is 'good' a word you'd use to decribe you?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Is good a word you'd really use to describe YOU?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Hell yes.
*licks finger, touches own arse* tsss.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I believe the finger lick tssss manoever commonly follows the phrase 'I'm bad!'.
Plus I have just shaved and preened, so I am in a rather gentlemanly fashion today.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# No, I'm still good.
And I've waxed, what's your point?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# My point, if I may point it across so splendidly, is that amongst alterations I have disbanded ruffian taggles of facial hair and a callous attitude
in favour of the more gentlemanly ways of idle splendour.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# waxed?
where?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# Haha! ... But seriously?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:26, archived)
# *ignores*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# BUT. BUT... I've never been so upset :(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:28, archived)
# How do you think I feel?
Constant abuse, that's what I get from you. And not the good kind.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I'm only playing. :(
*rolls around*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Are you going to be nice to me?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# *nods* yes, Wow, sorry, Wow. :(
*holds out arms*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Well, alright then.
Remember you've got him to answer to, though *points downwards*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Would he like a hug too?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:40, archived)
# You can certainly ask.
Take this *hands raw steak* and this *hands flaming torch*


The steak's for him, the torch is for you. DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON HIM.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Will you come with me? I'm afraid :(
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# As you should be.
Think of it as a rite of passage.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Do you want me to
explain things to him?

;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# Much as I enjoy you in the black hood
you can shut the trapdoor. No fresh meat for you today.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# I haven't seen him in a while either....
Perhaps he's too busy perving on women with his radiography equipment.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Aren't we all.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:20, archived)
# Never mind that!
Where's the Cap'n?! I just discovered something shocking and upsetting...
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:22, archived)
# Was it Tom O' Bedlam naked?
;)
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:25, archived)
# With a lime?
Where can I find this bit of specialist porn?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# b3ta.cr3ation.co.uk/lime I believe is the URL for them all.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Fucking hell, I thought that was just going to be a lollimes picture.
*bookmarks*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Haha, we all did it. You should see Hex's. OR MINE.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:31, archived)
# I should.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# That's great!
thanks cr3 :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:41, archived)
# HELLO
What's up, dollface?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Cap'n!
I've just been in your profile (very nice btw) and my name isn't on your ship's roster!

...in between my extreme upset and trying to find you I went to find my badge to prove I WAS part of your crew and realised that I'm getting confused with Fluffy Elephants kidnapping me for her circus. Boooo :(

...so...as you were I guess?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:32, archived)
# What the fuck?
That's shit. I want you on the ship.

Come on, think of something for yourself to be and I'll pop you on. I'm not setting sail without my Jessie!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:34, archived)
# As I'm so horrid can I be the jerk of the ship? :)
*puppy dog eyes*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:35, archived)
# You can be in the brig.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *sighs*
What's the pay like?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:39, archived)
# It's sort of a round goldish coin thing.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:43, archived)
# :D You're such a wanker.
Have you been persuaded to come to the bash yet? Or do I gotta moan at you more?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Nonexistent.
Being on the Pearl's a privilege.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# I'll take it!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Do you have to be posh to be privileged?
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Not according to the idiot box.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# "I didn't know you came in a box."
"Only occasionally."
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:52, archived)
# you can be
the poop deck
:D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:37, archived)
# *stares*
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:38, archived)
# hey, i'm stuck on the front
getting leered at by seamen and enduring salty spray in my face on a daily basis
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:44, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You've a way with words.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# heheh
i've also got wooden boobs and a mermaid's tail!
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Yay! Can I be ship's log keeper?
I'm not always factual, but I'm damn entertaining
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:45, archived)
# You most certainly can.
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:50, archived)
# Excellent! thank you :D
(, Wed 28 May 2008, 15:54, archived)