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[challenge entry] Yak

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(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:29, archived)
# The most unfortunate of conjoined twins!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I never thought I would like beards
until I got with the beardedwife.

It's a bit hairy. But I like it dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *loves*
I have gradually persuaded Lady Doom that a beard is a good thing...

It's the full on Darwin / Marx beard she objects to now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# The great thing about having a beard for years
...is that you can shave it off and no-one will recognise you. It's the perfect inverse disguise.

But I've never had one so what do I know.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Apparently I look younger without...
i.e. I look 30 instead of 40, when I'm only 26.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Beardedwife has a box beard
but only shaves around it once every couple of weeks.

I'm so used to it I don't even realise when he does shave.

It's something else to grab onto during carnal acts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# like going on the waltzers
or the dodgems?

oh, i thought it said carnival acts
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Hehehe
I've not been able to stomach fairground rides since the Waltzer at the free Limp Bizkit concert at Finchley Park.

I don't think I ate for the rest of the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Going up the log flume!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oh... Lady Doom doesn't need beards to grab onto....
We had a special rail fitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# o_O
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# That was
my first introduction to the world of sex.. a picture of the hairiest man in existance.
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:31, archived)
# I wonder if these two were real hippies
and if a 'where are they now,' documentary would be interesting, or more dire viewing than something like Jeremy Clerkson in Hells Kitchen, or similar
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:34, archived)