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# I never thought I would like beards
until I got with the beardedwife.

It's a bit hairy. But I like it dangerous!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:30, archived)
# *loves*
I have gradually persuaded Lady Doom that a beard is a good thing...

It's the full on Darwin / Marx beard she objects to now.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 May 2008, 10:32, archived)
# The great thing about having a beard for years
...is that you can shave it off and no-one will recognise you. It's the perfect inverse disguise.

But I've never had one so what do I know.
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Apparently I look younger without...
i.e. I look 30 instead of 40, when I'm only 26.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 May 2008, 10:43, archived)
# Beardedwife has a box beard
but only shaves around it once every couple of weeks.

I'm so used to it I don't even realise when he does shave.

It's something else to grab onto during carnal acts ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:34, archived)
# like going on the waltzers
or the dodgems?

oh, i thought it said carnival acts
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:39, archived)
# Hehehe
I've not been able to stomach fairground rides since the Waltzer at the free Limp Bizkit concert at Finchley Park.

I don't think I ate for the rest of the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:41, archived)
# Going up the log flume!
(Super Jet Shoes, Thu 29 May 2008, 10:53, archived)
# Oh... Lady Doom doesn't need beards to grab onto....
We had a special rail fitted.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 29 May 2008, 10:41, archived)