Or bludgeon them both with a veal tenderiser....
...in front of her. Casually pick them up and swallow them and and then explain about how cattle farms work and ask if she wants any more fish for the farm?
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routine has perfected burgers,
Wed 8 May 2002, 20:02,
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another good one,
but (as we used to live westcountry way) she thinks all cows die by being stacked in a pile and burnt to ashes.
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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier.,
Wed 8 May 2002, 20:06,
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then stick it
on a mini-pyre
may smell though
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rockyrobin,
Wed 8 May 2002, 20:16,
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i see you follow the same philosophy as myself.
Reveal the full horrors of the world and life, no sugar coating.
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DaWolfey,
Wed 8 May 2002, 20:08,
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