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# what?
she'll be killing animals left, right and centre now!
imagine how much you would have to give her for a bengal tiger!
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:36, archived)
# good point.
As soon as I re-found my milk teeth in my mum's jewellery box I nicked them and stuck them back under my pillow for more dosh. I'm such an entrepreneur.
(Nacho, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:39, archived)
# Did it work?
Could go on for a while if your parents are really thick..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:45, archived)
# I certainly did it a couple of times...it was a while ago though - can't really remember
I also smashed one tooth in half and used half that night and half a couple of weeks later. I've still got that tooth now (not in my head though). They should have given me more pocket money as a child and I wouldn't have turned out so scheming.
(Nacho, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:48, archived)
# Good skills
Got any more good money making schemes? Preferably legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:52, archived)
# put all new cats eyes
10 cm further apart than before.
same with lamp posts, traffic cones, hookers etc.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:55, archived)
# Hmmm
Okay then. I'll do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Wed 8 May 2002, 21:01, archived)
# didn't they get
a tad suspicious after a while?
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:53, archived)
# sleeping with a bengal tiger
under your pillow could pose e few problems
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Wed 8 May 2002, 20:40, archived)
# you see
what you've let yourself in for?
it would be more humane to kill all animals within a 5 mile radius of your house right now.
(I helped save b3ta! rockyrobin, Wed 8 May 2002, 20:41, archived)