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# I'M FUCKING FUNNY.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# NICE DESKTOP, DICKFOUNTAIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:05, archived)
# NO YOU ARE FUKKIN GAY
is that zelda 64 there
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Too fucking right.
1080 is underneath
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Thats a shit mouse and keyboard
and suntan lotion by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Yeah, I don't know why the suntan lotion is there
I also have absolutely no fucking clue how long that water has been in my room, I found it when I was tidying up the other day and haven't dealt with it yet.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:10, archived)
# my desk has a mouse and lots of paper on it
and an ipod player
and pens
lots and lots of pens
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I have:
A monitor,
two weird paper monsters someone off b3ta made,
a broken mannequin,
a bag of sweets,
a birthday card,
a Cloud Strife Advent Children model doll thing,
and a bilingual Korean and English keyboard.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# oh and theres a moniter underneith my desk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:19, archived)
# I have a Yahama keyboard under mine.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# and on close inspection
theres a ghostbusters jumpsuit from halloween
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# Pictures!
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# Its just a grey bit of fabric thats probably covered in spiders webs now
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# i can beat this
i have:
sunglasses
a hairbrush
nair
tablets
speakers
dvd remote
bobbles
superglue
about half of a house made of lolly ice sticks
a skull head of the captain of the titanic money box
poison
skull ashtray
lighter
2 fags
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# twilight princess is pissing me right off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Is it because it's ridiculously formulaic and shallow?
Nintendo's stuck in 1996, after all
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# GIMMICK.
GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK GIMMICK.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:24, archived)
# YOU CAN TURN INTO A WOLF
WE ALSO WAITED A YEAR TO SCAM YOU INTO BUYING OUR NEW SYSTEM WITH THIS GAME EVEN THOUGH IT MEANS OUR DATED GRAPHICS AND CONTRIVED GAMEPLAY LOOKS EVEN WORSE

sigh...

I miss Link to the Past *goes and plays*
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# you have to save every time you do something
or it gets wiped. it's also ridiculously long-winded.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# I thoroughly enjoyed it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:26, archived)
# NOTHING beats ocarina of time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:28, archived)
# I PREFER THE WIND WAKER.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)
# too cartoony!
it seems like a kiddie game
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:31, archived)
# I prefer it gameplaywise, which is all that really matters. Luckily I like the cell shaded design too.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:33, archived)
# i enjoy the plot more on ocarina of time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:43, archived)
# The dungeons are FANTASTIC
but there's only a couple of them. On the downside the sailing's tedious and there's not much to do other than the story and find heart pieces. Read: no real badass sidequests
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:39, archived)
# the sailing really does my head in
i need to see land, which is why i never fly. you can't see land when you're sailing sometimes, it gets me agitated!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:42, archived)
# EXCEPT FOR a Link to the Past
(I helped save b3ta! J-Rod chortled as he came, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:30, archived)
# not played it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:32, archived)
# im glad my desk isnt the only one covered in retro games and crap
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I've got Zelda - Link's Awakening in the Gameboy
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)
# i have links awakening DX in my gameboy colour
And a copy of both pokemon blue and red
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I have red
Blue is for pricks.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:15, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# your desktop is filthy
/pot
/kettle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Is that for making tea?
Surely you'd need a camping stove or something.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# Racist.
And yes.
Strangely, it looks like tea stains, but I don't drink tea. It's a combination of spilled juice/fizzy drinks and incense dust.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:18, archived)
# incense? you fucking hippie fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:21, archived)
# incense dust? you fucking hippie!
my desk is pretty clean - just stacks of cds and a plastic container labelled "snacks" that is full of lube and condoms.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# where do I buy
incest dust. And a sister. I bet it's fucking Craig's list. I never gave them dispensation to use my name.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:36, archived)
# i think this guy has some to sell.
or he'd buy some.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:46, archived)
# The world
is full of wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)
# insensitive dust? you hucking fippie!
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:22, archived)
# it doesn't really cover the smell of weed, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 1:29, archived)