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# Out of hummus this morning...


...so unshopped in the hope that someone with functioning hummus can come up with an amusing Madeline McCann joke.
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:01, archived)
# Naw, s'too early in the morning for anything clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:04, archived)
# That's what I thought...
...but I'd just cleared the memory card on my digital camera and found this. They ran this promotion last summer... around the time Maddy vanished!

Talk about bad timing?
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:05, archived)
# maddy was eaten by a dingo


As clearly shown in this unshopped picture.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:08, archived)
# No, so here is an unshopped picture of maddie alive and well:
O
/I\
/ \
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:15, archived)
# *takes*
*sells to tabloids*

*profits*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 8:18, archived)
# there maddie isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# Are you retarded?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# insensitive
surely?
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:14, archived)
# My thoughts exactly...
(.)
(RabidRodent I'm the person your mother warned you about, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:22, archived)
# At last a real lead
in the Maddie case!
quick! call the tabloids!
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 10:30, archived)