b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8447005 (Thread)

# why do girls love horses?
did anyone else put white toothpaste stripes across their noses and pretend to be adam ant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:04, archived)
# Yes.
Mainly used to do it to old ex boyfriends though. Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# my sister back-combed her hair
to try to look like limahl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:07, archived)
# not as far as I can remember
I once put a tea towel on my head and pretended to be Princess Diana getting married...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# HAHAHA.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:06, archived)
# i tied a red teatowel around my shoulders
and mimed "spanish train" into a hairbrush in front of my mates.
in my defence, i was both pissed and stoned.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# I once spent years and years and years of my life developing
the skills of a turntablist because I thought being able to scratch is cool... then everyone else moved on... :(

(I still think it's cool though so you can all fuck off. Word.)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# i never thought it was cool
that's not my style
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# well - it is - so rasp
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# /is true to hip hop
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# i'm more of a rock chick myself
with a bit of motown thrown in
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# i've never been able to have a style
i like too many different types of thing. 70s punk, 80s new romantic, 50s greaser, 1880s fashion. Christ if i tried to amalgamate them....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# 7580s new pumeaser
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# GLAM FOLK
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *goes shopping*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# you're correct, they are idiots
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# loony
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# and I say 'once'
it was this weekend... and I was naked apart from the tea towel. Prince's Harry and Sally (or whatever they are) were not impressed:

"that's our dead mummy you naked bastard - she just wanted to be the queen of our hearts..."
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# No
but if you put talc on your hair at the front while its still wet, you got a nice effect of having a small section dyed al la david sylvian
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# hmmmm
i'm washing my hair later, i may try that.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# It is only an effect
not a permanent thing :-)
(scowners shagged his mum on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)