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# I probably will do if I ever end up going to a bash.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:25, archived)
# same here
i shall make it my mission to discover what every b3tan tastes like.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:27, archived)
# I'm mainly chocolate
with a sugar coating
*edit* not really- I'm salty like most folk
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:28, archived)
# you shall be licked extra hard
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# in that case I take the saltiness back
and add honey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# oohh, you evil tempter!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# 100s and 1000s ?
but no crushed nuts
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# *drools*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# whipped cream?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# i shall need to hose my seat down if you don't stop
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# whips & cream?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# *slides sideways off chair*
damn you, monty!
*shakes fist from floor level*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# *joins you on the floor with a carton of custard*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:48, archived)
# *crawls frantically away*
not custard! i HATE custard!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:51, archived)
# dammit- I've ruined the atmos
chocolate sauce and handcuffs
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:53, archived)
# oooohh, yes!
you bring the chocolate sauce, i'll bring the handcuffs!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:56, archived)
# I suspect soot and poo,
with nuances of 2girls1cup special sauce throughout.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:29, archived)
# eurgh
you will receive only minimal lickage :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:32, archived)
# I wasnt discribing me,
just describing what I thought the average b3tard would taste like.

I taste of apple sauce and garlic chicken and have a spicy ginger after-taste.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# *noms enthusiastically*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# stale smoke and capsicum


though saying that currently 8 days no fags :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# capsicum is nice, it does not taste like ordinary cum
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:33, archived)
# I taste of HOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:30, archived)
# phwoar!
*sweats a little*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# WHEAT
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:31, archived)
# damn!
you've discovered my wheat allergy!
*swells alarmingly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Coal tar soap, tea tree and balls are my three main flavours du-jour
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:34, archived)
# Coal Tar Soap will be my bands name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# Cold Tart Soup.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# cool
glad to help

what do you play btw?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Snooker!
BYEBYE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# lulz
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# you taste of nostalgia
and ginger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# cocoa butter and honey dusting powder...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:35, archived)
# that's better
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Yes, I thought 'actually I'm not sure if it's talc or not'
so I'm going with what it says on the tub. As far as I recall, I don't bring it to work with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:37, archived)
# oooh, you flirt!
you know i love teh honeyz
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Not the best time to point out that my lipbalm is honey flavour too, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:39, archived)
# Can I borrow that?
*readies toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# you've got toast in the shape of lips?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# No, mother cuts it into the shape of planes for me.
NYYEEEEOWWWWWW.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# lips of the mouth
or lips down south?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# £3.50 for tiny pot
NO.

*provides organic blossom honey*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:42, archived)
# Please kiss my toast then?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwa
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# *frantically eats*
MMMM. Snooker time. Byebye, Wowface.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# hush, wicked siren!
monty is already causing me underwear grief!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# Hah, you love it.
Right, I'm away again. I shall be lurking a bit, but no posty as too much worky. FUCK OFF WORKY. Bah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# gah!
*not looking forward to the day she actually has to find a job*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:47, archived)
# shampoo and shower gel and spunk
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:40, archived)
# hard to tell where one ends and the other starts, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:41, archived)
# no
spunks are white (most of the time)
and shampoos are multicoloured
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:43, archived)
# i meant in terms of taste
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# I wouldnt know
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# well, i wouldn't want to dip my bread in any of them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:52, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes
of course.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:44, archived)
# *licks frantically*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:46, archived)
# i shall lick off your chocolatey top
and slurp your orangey goodness, before discarding your bland sponge innards
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:49, archived)
# I should bloody cocoa
Silly Smash. 'pot is not men, 'pot is wimmin.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# chocolate has no sex
it is BETTER than sex.
or so i remember.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:54, archived)
# Hate and milk bottle tops.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:45, archived)
# *licks*
milk tastes of bile and tinfoil
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)
# RAWR!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 14:50, archived)