b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 8448410 (Thread)

# idontcare
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Not even a smidge? No?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# not one tiny bit!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# D:
Get off my internets, technophobe!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# I don't have a mobile phone, I am a freak of society and I say fuck'em
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I have a mobile, but it's pay as you go...and that's good enough for me :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# so how much is a quick piss and how much for a really big dump?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Here am I, broken hearted,
paid a penny and only farted.
Here am I, fat and artfull,
got in free and done a cartfull!
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# One always got in free.
The penny allowed one to lock the door of the cubicle.

A penny allowed one not to have to hold the door closed with a foot.

/old man blog
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I'll tell my Grandad next time I see him
that the poem he's been telling me since I was a little lad is erroneous :)
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# what?
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# pay as you go
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# *bing*
Hahaha! :D
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)