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# I still cant get over the original iPhone.
I mean a phone, that can BROWSE THE INTERNET? AND PLAY MUSIC!? AS WELL AS PLAY GAMES, VIDEOS AND MAKE CALLS AND SEND TEXT MESSAGES?

Only those visionaries at apple could ever had thought of putting all these functions in a phone. I cant believe nobody thought of it first.
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I want a phone that phones people and does nothing else
I figure it must cost less than nothing to do this by now
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Have you tried shouting to people?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# no I just go and see them and engage in polite conversation
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Ask around
See if anyone you know can let you take their old mobile of their hands.
I have two old mobiles on my shelf, all they need is a sim, not even that I think.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I want a phone which can phone people but is cheap and heavy enough that I can sacrifice it
and throw it directly into the eyes of muggers.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# do they do phones with built in Tasers?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# Mine does.
But that's what you get when you try to fix the circuitry yourself.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# I want a
Wasp
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# That phone was possibly the most ugly thing I have ever seen.
Things need sharp edges....WHEN DID THINGS STOP HAVING SHARP EDGES?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Fucking health and saftey
Design preposals and whatnot! :(
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I want a phone to be shaped like a desk
and be twice as heavy.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Aaah what you want is two desks.
That'll meet your requirements.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# I must say I am tempted by the anti-shark mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# "It's been out three years in Japan.
WHERE'S YOURS?"
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# "Speech Tool"
Haaaaaaahahahaaa !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# ^this
But it's useful to always have a camera on you too.
(Super Jet Shoes, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)