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# What's that symbol on her lapel?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:33, archived)
# Torture Garden.
Go. At least once in your life.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:34, archived)
# *cries*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *hugs*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# madam, you're enflaming my ardour
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:37, archived)
# *covers up table legs*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# well that helps a little bit,
but it was your assless chaps I was really talking about.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:41, archived)
# I TRIED TO DISCOOVEEEEEEER
A LITTLE SOMETHIN' TO MAKE ME SWEEEETEEEEEEER
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:42, archived)
# OH BABY RE-FRAIN
FROM BREAKING MY HEAR-AR-AR-ART....
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# you win this time erasurejesus
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *high fives*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# YEAH!
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# oh baby refrain
from breaking my heeeaart
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# *Goes*
...back to playing XCOM UFO
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:38, archived)
# i'd like to think i'm fairly open-minded, but this stuff seems beyond my comfort zone
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:43, archived)
# *smiles sweetly*
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# lol is that you trying to be innocent?
bless, dunno about anyone else but you haven't convinced me! :p
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:53, archived)
# What do the men wear?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:47, archived)
# what they're told to wear?
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:48, archived)
# Flat caps and whippets.
I don't know how you wear a whippet, but it will be fun finding out.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:49, archived)
# I can punch myself in the genitals for three hours at home.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:44, archived)
# your a better man than I am gunga Din
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:45, archived)
# :D
Sweet, now that's an evening in.

There should be a bash there, with your devil beard the freaky chicks will be all over you
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:46, archived)
# Pah, like hell they would.
Those women wouldn't know class if it spider gagged them and washed its balls in their mouth.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:52, archived)
# no
but they might enjoy it.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 10:55, archived)
# I'd just tie them up and then force them to watch 48 hours of songs of praise whilst they masturbated.
If that doesn't ruin sex for them then I don't know what will.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)
# you dirty bastard
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# I am an evil, evil man.
And not just sexy evil, proper evil with the beard and the underground lair.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# hehehe
you seckseh sinister thing.
(, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)