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# Did you know that very young kittens can't poo or wee
unless they have their privates licked?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# kittens?
that's ME
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's true
and is why people who try to hand raise orphaned kittens often have them drop dead because they didn't know to stimulate waste excretion and they die from peritonitis.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# so what you're saying is
LICK CAT PARTS OR THEY FUCKING DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Finally, the excuse I've been looking for.
I'm off down to the pet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha
why is information like that lodged in your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I know everything there is to know
about licking pussies.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Are you sure that's not just wishful thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'm getting kittens when I move next week. My flatmate is letting me call one of them Boba.
And I'm NOT licking his bits.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# the flatmate or the kitten?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# My flatmates a girl. I'll be honest, I've already done that. It was a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Did it make her poo and wee?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Yes, Hence the mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Messy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You weren't there. You don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# this is LIES
kittens shit where they like, licking or no licking

and I've tried
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Does a warm wet cloth do the trick okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# If it does
it'll save me a job with the wife.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Cloths don't wee or poo no matter what
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This calls for an experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Yes. It does.
Miss sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)