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# End of day doodle.
Little 1980s Kat.

(Note the over-bite)
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# she knew how to handle a stick back then...
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:03, archived)
# BESTIALITY!!! PEDROPHILE!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# He obviously meant her ability to drive a manual car.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# really?
that sounds a bit tame for Micto...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# SEXIST!!!! AGEIST!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# I love the smell of ISTS in the morning!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:25, archived)
# Aw... sweet...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# that's not loading
what is it?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# It is loading. It, too though, is from the 80's
Do off, have a cuppa and it'll be almost finished when you get back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# I am thinking,,,

Beeep... wooooo... beeep... wooooo... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:23, archived)
# yay!
Daley Thompson owes us all a joystick, I think..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:04, archived)
# Kempton Mk2 FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# haha fair enough
I had a crappy one that broke, but I did get gold! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# hehehe
i had a joystick shaped like a handgrenade, it was actuallt quite good for games like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That's the puppy!
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Class!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# YAY! SPEEDKING!
Oh happy clickage of microswitches
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Was that the one with microswitches?
They were sturdier but never seemed quite as good.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# I had one of those beauties
had to keep replacing the microswitches in the front fire button
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# He killed at least 3 of my Kempstons.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# bastard
but it was crucial wrist-training for puberty
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Did you know that very young kittens can't poo or wee
unless they have their privates licked?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# kittens?
that's ME
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# It's true
and is why people who try to hand raise orphaned kittens often have them drop dead because they didn't know to stimulate waste excretion and they die from peritonitis.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# so what you're saying is
LICK CAT PARTS OR THEY FUCKING DIE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Yep.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Finally, the excuse I've been looking for.
I'm off down to the pet shop.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# haha
why is information like that lodged in your brain?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I know everything there is to know
about licking pussies.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Are you sure that's not just wishful thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# I'm getting kittens when I move next week. My flatmate is letting me call one of them Boba.
And I'm NOT licking his bits.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# the flatmate or the kitten?
(big fat cocks, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# My flatmates a girl. I'll be honest, I've already done that. It was a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:09, archived)
# Did it make her poo and wee?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Yes, Hence the mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# Messy
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# You weren't there. You don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:24, archived)
# hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:11, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# this is LIES
kittens shit where they like, licking or no licking

and I've tried
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Does a warm wet cloth do the trick okay?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# If it does
it'll save me a job with the wife.
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:14, archived)
# Cloths don't wee or poo no matter what
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# This calls for an experiment.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# Yes. It does.
Miss sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# 10 seconds to magenta
9
8
7
6
...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# firing
retro thrusters..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# paedo-yiffing
ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Little cat girls playing with joysticks.
That's what you like, Philip?

Why don't you take a seat over there.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# Yes, Philip, we'd all like to have a word with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# Awww!
Is it a VIC-20? I had a VIC-20!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:05, archived)
# C64.
Cos it's what I had....till 1993.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# That explains so much
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Vic-20s were shit
Fortunately ours broke almost immediately and I managed to convince the 'rents to buy a ZX Spectrum instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# AWwwwwwwwww
No other words needed.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:06, archived)
# c64 tape machine :D
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Yay!
That rocks my nostalgic socks :D

*gets his old speccy out of the attic and hugs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:07, archived)
# YES!
*does likewise*
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# this is ver very good
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Moè !
:-)
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Pull . . . Push . .
. . Push . . . Pull . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Wouldn't that make her forty-ish and past her prime now?
like me
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# ?
I was a kid in the 80s and I'm no where near 40......unless I'm even more sh*t at maths than I thought....
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# Actually you're right
I was 20 in the mid-eighties....
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:15, archived)
# I'd say
that makes her anything between mid twenties to early thirties.

But that said, she's a toon character so is allowed to reach a certain age then stop aging :)
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:19, archived)
# c64 ftw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:12, archived)
# Awww!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! notmoro and mrnotmoro : formerly Ishamael and his Missus, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:16, archived)
# sweet!
she's a little gamegirl!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 17:22, archived)