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# Look North
(PagettyPol something something something, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:16, archived)
# baked onion, baking in the sun.
put on your tanning butter!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:20, archived)
# I heartily approve. *click*
I'd personally attack ITV news if I were you though with spades and a collection of small firearms.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Gilly hides from Plato, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:33, archived)
# tut tut
they prefer the term darkies
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:36, archived)
# I actually spat coffee
over my desk
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:56, archived)
# the phone in the office next to me
is ringing for the last 20 minuts.
i think the guy there died.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:42, archived)
# is it still ringing?
maybe it's an emergency :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:48, archived)
# answer the phone, pretending you are in a callcentre in india
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:10, archived)
# done.
was very funny
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:17, archived)
# now call back teh original caller
and ask thme if they have 45 minutes to take part in a customer satisfaction survey for the self-lubriacting arse-rammer 2000 that they recently bought
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:30, archived)
# when the neville ran from look north, shock there was
and then he appeared on the tyne tees

and all was well

"EEEEE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOEEERRB JAAAAAHHHOORRNNNSAAAAAN"

but then he left
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:54, archived)
# AAARGHH!
CHRISTA ACKING FUCKROYD
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 7:59, archived)
# It's lully
But mathmatically incorrect:P

The top right angle is clearly close to 90 degrees. So taking 90 as a possible average plus
the 70 deducted from 360 equals 200 leaving the 43 degrees being approximately 117 out!:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:24, archived)
# you're so sexy when you talk maths
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:35, archived)
# equals!
*wink*
*click'n'point*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)
# it's all true.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:29, archived)
# i whole heartedly agree
i cant fucking stand that Crista bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 11:00, archived)