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gotta spread the love

without woos and yays the internets is a not so happy place :o(

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:35, archived)

Exactly

It may be exclusive to us lot, but shows some interest in the community

and what the does :o( mean just out of interest?

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:40, archived)

:o(

unhappy face with a round nose, in case of not so good internet

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doph no time like the precedent, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)

It is a sad face?

Also, don't be too hard on tiberius. As far as I can remember he's contributed his little pictures, they've been okay and pretty funny for the most part and maybe he just wants to remain anonymous and not get too attached? Everybody's different. Don't go hatin'.

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:42, archived)

Hullooo

How was party?
:)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:46, archived)

party was lovely, thanks!

A beezer time was had by all.

How are you?

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hexachordal la la la la la, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:51, archived)

Beezer??

I am okay thank you. A little Tesco'd out though...I worked on checkouts for 6 and a half hours today. O_O

Just wondering, did Ttssattsr end up going to yours?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

HOME! thats how i am

thanks for asking. i'm sat in the lounge and i'm too tired to walk upstairs... oh noes

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:54, archived)

How are we ever going to "consummate our vows" properly?

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:56, archived)

not now love i'm knackered

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:02, archived)

I told you that you would drop your guard sometime...

*eviscerates with jagged rusty spoon*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:03, archived)

*looks for wound*

*finds no wound*
*assumes falsehood of previous statement*
*errors*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

I was so evisceral that you blocked it out of your conscious recollection and constructred elaborate synaptic responses to get around remembering it.

Or something.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:08, archived)

*sexes you anyway*

Deal with it, pussy :)

*is not really a dominant lover*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:04, archived)

oh my

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

Oh don't worry

I always leave socks on

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:07, archived)

your sick!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

My sick?

But I have none at the moment *ponder*

love you really hubby ;)

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:11, archived)

it is a shame that it is only since i have become old and decrepit i have become attractive to teenage girls

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I WAS CAPABLE, EH?

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:18, archived)

Haha it'll come back

just uhh, eat your greens and stuff ^_^

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

i think sleep would be all the medicine i require really

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)

*fluffs pillows*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)

*fluffs self*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)

Can't you just fuel yourself on pure anger and determination?

If so you need to work on that, it's very helpful.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

if one is fueling their sexual appetite with pure anger there can be legal repurcussions

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)

Angry sexual energy \o/

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)

Whereas if two do it, it's fine.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)

how injust our society can truly be

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

Society is rubbish.

I learnt this based on the fact that there are tens of thousands of people employed to run psychic television channels. Great priorities lads.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)

I am apparantly, I got an offer from some 20 year old bloke asking if I'd consent to let him worship me or at least let him massage me.

I swear I am not making this shit up.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:06, archived)

this your first time, sweetie?

*calls for slaves to bring the sedan chair*

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:09, archived)

A seat from a mid-range economy car isn't the most authentically erotic thing to be honest.

It's a pity because I could really do with a massage too, damn stress and constant worry and lack of back massages.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

My mum is a masseuse

so I am well trained.

*holds out hand for £20*

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:17, archived)

For 20 quid I'd at least expect a massage!

*bah dum tish*

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

How much for a *insert sexual act here*

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)

I don't know.

I'm not sure if I can insert my sexual act there. You look a bit tight.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)

what you need is a foreign bird. they're good at all that sort of thing.

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:20, archived)

What, like a parrot or something?

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)

yes

a parrot

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

Can our cafe/pub also have a sexy parlour thing round the back??

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Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:12, archived)

Will there be tacos?

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)

THERE WILL NEVER BE TACOS IF YOU KEEP ASKING FOR THEM VICAR!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)

Bah!

Will there NOT be tacos? *hopes reverse psycology will work*

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)

YES THERE WILL BE BLOODY TACOS

YOU'LL HAVE TACOS AND LIKE IT MY BOY!

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)

Your internet wife just set me on fire!

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Cae1, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)

i'm afraid she is somewhat prone to such things :/

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Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:57, archived)

I'll be harsh where ever I want to be

Like the rather magical Front Page auto sheep or the daylight Jollyjack I am dulled to the value of watching stuff from those who don't comment on other people's efforts

Given I don't have time to play about in tattyshop these days being 36 with a serious job, I will still make the observation it is polite to comment on other people's efforts, when you post our own

even if apparent crap

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:53, archived)

I hate it when people don't reply, or only reply to be an arsehole to every post, or only reply to talk about something entirely unrelated.

But I also hate b3ta politics and thinking too hard about b3ta. Let people post what they want, and call them a cunt if they're posting in a way you don't like. That's how it should go :D

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Shada, Sun 15 Jun 2008, 23:55, archived)

had my first b3ta dream the other day

i knew it was due, almost felt left out for not having one yet

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doph no time like the precedent, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 0:01, archived)