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# I want my money back, this Jesus sex doll has no legs.
Woo
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:26, archived)
# They're invisible
'cos he does stuff like that dontcha know
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:27, archived)
# All I know is I'm down a hole.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Mmmm, severed torso sex
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:29, archived)
# It does open up a whole new range of positions.
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Well, same positions, just higher up
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# look on the bright side, it does have extra holes
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:30, archived)
# Mmmm stigmata sex...
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *smoking jackets, hammer & nails*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)
# *blushes*
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:34, archived)
# They're stigmaterrific
(, Mon 16 Jun 2008, 22:32, archived)