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YOU KILL MY CAT!

I CUT YOUR FACE.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:17, archived)

Frankenstiens cat

Is that any way like schrodingers cat?

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:18, archived)

Not frankenstien :(

Ivan the crazy Russian.

Sheesh. Doesnt anybody even pay attention to the title tags any more? :P

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

of course not

this aint no xkcd!

also, this reminds me of nathan barley. where dan ashcroft gets half a haircut. heh. awesome.
although less face-cutting and more hair cutting.

(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

GEEK PIE!

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

YES!!!

(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

"I'll have a coffee, black, please."

"Yeah, can I have the same?"
"Yeah and can I have some scrambled egg in mine?"
"Yeah, I think I'll have egg in mine too."

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:30, archived)

not another Barley off please

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:34, archived)

"oh yeah, and some smoked salmon in mine"

"haha this is mental. yeah smoked salmon in mine too"
*nathan drinks*
"ha ha! that means i win! i win this one!"

ahh brilliant.
although... the series confuses me somewhat. it's supposed to be a satire on like... idiots. right? but half the stuff they do IS funny. because of it's pure level of retardedness.

(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:36, archived)

Well I think that was due to the fact that it was written by Charlie Brooker AND Chris Morris.

Chris Morris tends to usually do quite dark and dry satire, whereas Charlie Brooker usually fills his stuff with absurdist wankers showing his hatred for every human lifeform.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:40, archived)

yeah.
i read his column.

though it was spoiled a little bit by seeing him on screenwipe... because he came across as this slightly awkward geek
which made his hatred seem a little less righteous, and a little more pathetic.

which is a shame...

(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:45, archived)

Screenwipe is amazing though.

Also the rage is mainly ironic, such as him saying TV psychics should die alone in prison cells with no windows. The whole idea is that he's not a violent or even particularly angry person, he's the kind of generally passive person who gets really fucking annoyed at people and due to his nature can't really actually get annoyed at them.

Also you should answer my proposition down there for a collab and/or sex.
Thus is the whole crux of Charlie Brooker, he wants to fucking kill everyone with an axe but he can't because he's a passive man.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:51, archived)

no no of course

but i think he works better in words than in person.
the main reason probably being because he's a writer, not an actor.

also i did. go read.

(quibble, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:56, archived)

I don't know.

I'd say Screenwipe is pretty pretty brilliant and I don't have too much difficulty seperating his behaviour in it and in his non-screenburn columns (which are the ones which generally have all the threats of violence and swearing in). The columns are generally him railing against the fucking travesty that we call society in his typically misanthropic way, whereas Screenwipe is a postmodern self deprecating take of television. I think without his constantly insulting himself he wouldn't be able to get away with the irony and the scenes with him shouting at runners really violently. Otherwise he would have just seemed like an angry twat instead of an angry intelligent post modern twat.

(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 3:01, archived)

Oh you do that aswell

I thought it was only discomeats

I will in future look at the tags on your wicked bad pictures

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:22, archived)

Me and Discomeats made a super secret pact a while back

to leave each other sexy secret messages in our title tags.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

And for a while, at least, it was cool.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:24, archived)

If only I knew how to do brilliant images and tag them

I would consider it

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)

This is super secret awesome HTML wizardry. Listen close: <img src="http://imagelocation" title="supersecretmessage"/>

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:27, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:29, archived)

Yes it does :)

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:39, archived)

I can almost 'smell'

the right hand side of the picture.

Woo!

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mikenco, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:19, archived)

His face is cut

Did he kill someone else's cat? If so, I call karma.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

He got that back in the Ukraine.

Something to do with Monkey Knife fights or something.
Get him pissed on vodka and he'll tell you all about it.
Hell, he'll tell the whole bar about it. Crazy Ivan.

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

Shit, that's Crazy Ivan?

I didn't recognise him without the angel wings.

(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:23, archived)

I love this.

I love this under the influence.

(genesis, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:20, archived)

*FEARS*...

(it gave me gas)

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:21, archived)

Quim rocket VI is go!

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We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 2:25, archived)

in russia, cat cuts you

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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 8:51, archived)