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# Give her a black eye. It needs a black eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:15, archived)
# haha
..no (I'm sporting two fading ones at the minute..not fun!)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:17, archived)
# go on then, how'd it happen?
*gathers around*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Did you deserve them?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:18, archived)
# my sense of humour doesn't sit with some people..
whilst drinking with ppl round a camp fire, I called somebody a cunt and told him to shut up or I'd stick my cock in his mouth.. he jumped on me and smashed me in the face with an unopened can of lager.. till it burst. :-/
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# you sure?
I suspect you were pretending to fire a shotgun, jumped backwards over a table and banged your head.

Did you cry?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# cor, the scout movement has changed in the last 20 years
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Oh you bugger, I was drinking then.
Luckily no spillage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Jeezy Chreezy.
I say stuff like that all the time... I'd suggest getting better mates with better senses of humour.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# wasn't a mate of mine..
glad my mates where there though, when they got him off me he went and fetched his
sledgehammer from his car..he was tackled by them about 4 feet from me with it raised above his head :-|
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:29, archived)
# And so who brought him?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# not sure..
there was friends, friends of friends etc. some I knew some I didn't.
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:35, archived)
# On Canvey Island
That Means he fancies you
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:36, archived)
# You threaten to put your cock in peoples mouths?
This I'd pay to see
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# paypal
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Maybe it's
his sense of humour that you don't get.
Round here, spanging your mates with unopened cans of lager is the zenith of wit.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:30, archived)
# Did you get biffed
off a big, balding, two-dimensional yellow chap?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:19, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Wed 18 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)