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# after i've got my £35m south sea island with coffee plantation and my airship i'm putting anything else i earn into building xenomorphs
/life plan
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:05, archived)
# *smiles hopefully*
I would be a very, very, very good girl for the rest of time if I eventually got to have a xenobaby of my very own to cuddle and mother and love.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:08, archived)
# you terrify me so much
if you ever have kids you're going to be disappointed if they don't claw their way out of your chest cavity aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Slightly, but I think the pain of a normal birth should distract me enough.
They're going to have awesome fancy dress costumes, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# mine too :) i was showing off some of my best to face yesterday. i love fancy dress
i'm trying to work out how i'm going to bestival as cthulhu in septembre
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:13, archived)
# You need some lycra, lots of floristry wire, a decent sewing technique
and patience.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:16, archived)
# Lycra?!
Wouldn't that just look shockingly appaling. I would imagine to get tentacles working you would need some kind of latex/rubber/possibly foam and then coat it in lots of uber clear drying glue so it looks like it is covered in dribbling ooze.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# lyrca look appalling? have you seen this body?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Yes and I've still not fully recovered.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Lycra's best for stretching over bent wire and not having it bunch too much.
It's also cheap, easy to stitch, strong, comes in a huge array of colours and prints and skims over any holes in stuffing well.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:21, archived)
# this most of my plan. i've also got some fairy wings i'm gonna spray paint and fuck up
sewing i've never been able to manage though
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:19, archived)
# You can't have a baby alien and Vasquez.
Bit of a dilemma.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:11, archived)
# I bloody can if the shackles are strong enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# Pfft, amateur.
Mad scientists do not have giant south sea islands. They have underground labs or off sea oil rigs with autonomous sovereignty.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:09, archived)
# its not that giant. it just has a coffee plantation
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10, archived)
# Are you going to be Mr Makuza/ Philip Smith?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12, archived)
# "I'm going to have to give you the sack humourously
because I obviously am clinically depressed and as such take a dim and irresponsible view of my plantations profit margins."
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:14, archived)
# not at all. i shall be a kind benevolent dictator so long as coffee is brought to me on time.
i shall be too busy exploring the lost world from my zepplin
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Are you Cid Highwind?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:18, archived)
# He's not rugged or tall enough.
Or cool enough really.

Random Fact: If I ever get dropped into battle following a long truck, plane, helicopter journey, I want Cid's Theme pumping out at maximum volume throughout the trip.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:20, archived)
# much better than that
i'm going to floating around south america in a pith helmet, red jacket and elephant gun shooting dinosaurs
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:23, archived)
# It's like you are saying these things
purely to mock my life long ambitions...
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:24, archived)
# I shall stay in London, running around the underground in my petticoats
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:26, archived)