(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:02,
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YES PLEASE YES PLEASE YES PLEASE
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:03,
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I wish I heard that more often
(k3b/-\bPeace man.,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:04,
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after i've got my £35m south sea island with coffee plantation and my airship i'm putting anything else i earn into building xenomorphs
/life plan
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:05,
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*smiles hopefully*
I would be a very, very, very good girl for the rest of time if I eventually got to have a xenobaby of my very own to cuddle and mother and love.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:08,
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you terrify me so much
if you ever have kids you're going to be disappointed if they don't claw their way out of your chest cavity aren't you?
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10,
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Slightly, but I think the pain of a normal birth should distract me enough.
They're going to have awesome fancy dress costumes, though.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:11,
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mine too :) i was showing off some of my best to face yesterday. i love fancy dress
i'm trying to work out how i'm going to bestival as cthulhu in septembre
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:13,
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You need some lycra, lots of floristry wire, a decent sewing technique
and patience.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:16,
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Lycra?!
Wouldn't that just look shockingly appaling. I would imagine to get tentacles working you would need some kind of latex/rubber/possibly foam and then coat it in lots of uber clear drying glue so it looks like it is covered in dribbling ooze.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:19,
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lyrca look appalling? have you seen this body?
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:20,
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Yes and I've still not fully recovered.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:22,
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Lycra's best for stretching over bent wire and not having it bunch too much.
It's also cheap, easy to stitch, strong, comes in a huge array of colours and prints and skims over any holes in stuffing well.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:21,
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this most of my plan. i've also got some fairy wings i'm gonna spray paint and fuck up
sewing i've never been able to manage though
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:19,
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You can't have a baby alien and Vasquez.
Bit of a dilemma.
(_Felix's school of dance and occult sciences,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:11,
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I bloody can if the shackles are strong enough.
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12,
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Pfft, amateur.
Mad scientists do not have giant south sea islands. They have underground labs or off sea oil rigs with autonomous sovereignty.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:09,
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its not that giant. it just has a coffee plantation
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:10,
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Are you going to be Mr Makuza/ Philip Smith?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:12,
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"I'm going to have to give you the sack humourously
because I obviously am clinically depressed and as such take a dim and irresponsible view of my plantations profit margins."
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:14,
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not at all. i shall be a kind benevolent dictator so long as coffee is brought to me on time.
i shall be too busy exploring the lost world from my zepplin
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:15,
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Are you Cid Highwind?
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:18,
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He's not rugged or tall enough.
Or cool enough really.
Random Fact: If I ever get dropped into battle following a long truck, plane, helicopter journey, I want Cid's Theme pumping out at maximum volume throughout the trip.
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:20,
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much better than that
i'm going to floating around south america in a pith helmet, red jacket and elephant gun shooting dinosaurs
(Tom OBedlamI have control of a tank,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:23,
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It's like you are saying these things
purely to mock my life long ambitions...
(JeruWar and Piss,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:24,
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I shall stay in London, running around the underground in my petticoats
(Captain Wowcurrently being a cunt in Infamous,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:26,
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o_0
(Thor_sonofodinhas done things, terrible things on,
Thu 19 Jun 2008, 14:03,
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