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# LOLwerdz

trufax:

I dreamt that I was walking in the busy pedestrian-filled shopping street in my hometown. I suddenly noticed that no-one had actual clothes on. They all had their clothes bodypainted on them. It was all very neatly done and they all had very serious looks on their faces.

I went into the H&M store with my girlfriend. They had no clothes on the racks. The staff were taking some sort of consults on the shop floors with big books full of photos of bodypaint designs you could buy. The changing rooms were turned into little studios, where artists painted the desired ‘clothes’ onto the customers.

It was all very well organised, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:46, archived)
# I dreamt about evading zombies again last night
and I had an argument with the wife because he wouldn't climb through a window onto a roof before I did. The thing is, I had to go after him as I had the gun so I was going to be his covering fire.

Apart from that it was an ace dream.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Hehehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# REALLY!
I had a zombie dream last week, it was my sig for a while. (edit: in fact it still is)

I totally kicked ass.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# It ruled the school, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# My dreams are usually inane, even the ones which are fucking weird.
Such as an evil pile of water cooler bottles driving an ambulance, which I then killed (god knows how really).
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:00, archived)
# The missus had a dream last month
where she had a whole draw full of tank-tops.

She wins boring dream contest
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:13, archived)
# I dreamt that the b3ta board was for shopped images and not text...

Hahaha lol - look like it did not come true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:02, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:18, archived)
# A vision! Of the future! Next it will be adverts in our dreams...
(lightspeed briefs, for example)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:48, archived)
# bacon kegs!
FTW
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# oooh sounds like fun
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:49, archived)
# It kinda was!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)
# awesome
could you have a novelty nudey apron done, or would that break the space time continuum?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I keep hvaing half-conscious dreams
I'll dream about something really mundane, like buying shower el, then I'll wake up in the morning and think to myself 'Where's the shower gel I bought? Oh, hang on.'

It's really fucking annoying, I spent about 10 minutes looking for a mcdonalds I thought I'd bought. We don't have a mcdonald's in this city.
(emcake putting a donk on it since, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 15:59, archived)
# Hahaha
sounds like your brains is playing games with you, maaaan
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:11, archived)