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# Why am I looking at a picture of your dad?

*Runs and hides
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Because you get a hard on for massive blokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# That's one thing we have in common then.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I don't fancy my dad though.
You do. I fancy all the other massive blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# If he looks like that...
I don't fancy your dad either, that's why I ran and hid under the table..

Yay! We still have some Pizza left from last time - you coming in?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Have I missed half of a conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *checks*
38% of the conversation has been withheld for reasons of national security.

You would do well not to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# We hid there weeks ago... and I can't remember why..

*Sorry about that, I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# But
The one on the right looks like the one on the left?
So if you do fancy all other massive blokes, you therefore fancy the one that looks like the one that looks like your dad.
QED

Noons Mrs Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I don't really fancy any big CARTOON blokes.
The only cartoons I fancy are
She-Ra
Cheetara
and Brian from Family Guy. I'm not sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Fair enough
I would fancy Wilma Flintstone, but for her unfeasably small waist

And Betty Rubble
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of wilma
/reddwarf blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)