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[challenge entry] If you wanna see the world's finest drugged up athletes perform in an overpriced, crime ridden city, there's only one place to go...


LAAAAANDAN !!
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From the 2012 Olympic Mascot challenge. See all 210 entries (closed)

(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Oooh lovely. Edit: Not your work, you can shove it up your arse.
Him on the right looks like my dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:44, archived)
# Why am I looking at a picture of your dad?

*Runs and hides
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Because you get a hard on for massive blokes?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# That's one thing we have in common then.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I don't fancy my dad though.
You do. I fancy all the other massive blokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# If he looks like that...
I don't fancy your dad either, that's why I ran and hid under the table..

Yay! We still have some Pizza left from last time - you coming in?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Have I missed half of a conversation?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# *checks*
38% of the conversation has been withheld for reasons of national security.

You would do well not to ask
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# We hid there weeks ago... and I can't remember why..

*Sorry about that, I'll get me coat
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:08, archived)
# But
The one on the right looks like the one on the left?
So if you do fancy all other massive blokes, you therefore fancy the one that looks like the one that looks like your dad.
QED

Noons Mrs Cap'n
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I don't really fancy any big CARTOON blokes.
The only cartoons I fancy are
She-Ra
Cheetara
and Brian from Family Guy. I'm not sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Fair enough
I would fancy Wilma Flintstone, but for her unfeasably small waist

And Betty Rubble
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I'd go with Betty, but I'd be thinking of wilma
/reddwarf blog
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:57, archived)
# is that your illustration?
FECKING AWESOME!
edit:
No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no

go read teh FAQ
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:45, archived)
# Nope
Tis' from 'Monkey Dust'. Which was awesome, and clearly made in Essss-eeeeex !!
(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:47, archived)
# b3ta is for stuff you have made, not stuff you saw on a sh- LONDON!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# well then,
this post is a HUGE FAIL
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Really?
Oh you bollock, I thought it was your own work.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
# have you changed anything here or just posted a grab of some characters from monkey dust?
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# ESSSSSSSSSSEEEEXXX
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:46, archived)
# LAAAAAAAAAANDAN !
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(LOCK, STOCK and one tiny COCK Ex-seam-ingly Good Cakes, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
#
edinburgh
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Manchestoh, ahh kid!
(Lord NAgasaki, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:13, archived)
# seriously tho
don't just post other pictures from the internet. This is a forum for stuff what you made/ heavily comically altered.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# heavily?
It generally seems typing "London 2012" across it would have been sufficient!

*lowers handbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# pfffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Carnvey Fakin Islan
You Fakin Tozzer
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# tut tut!
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:48, archived)
#

What's this I spy?
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)
# did you take that photo?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:53, archived)
# I'll have you know I cropped and optimised it!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 17:00, archived)
# Croptimised it?
(Coin Operated Boy is reading the new Bravissimo catalogue on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 18:11, archived)
# I saw that.
You photo changer, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:55, archived)
# An honest mistake guvnor!
The filenames were very similar!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Why have you posted a picture of my ex wife?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:54, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAhAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:58, archived)
# This was the only turd in the absolute masterpiece
that was Monkey Dust.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:50, archived)