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# Oh come on, it's ME, not a proper girl.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:20, archived)
# yeah - because to everyone around here
you're a sexless lump
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Lop off my tits, pack my pants and I'm essentially a bloke.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# We only makes it LOOK easy
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# What's the hardest part?
Quiet at the back. You know what I meant.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:25, archived)
# mental toughness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I'm tough AND mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# wacca wacca
the hardest bits are probably, feining interest in sports and getting your bits caught in things
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Does rugby count?
I've not got myself caught in anything...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:32, archived)
# well then, you fail I'm afraid
to increase in manliness i can recommend a good Briar and moustache growing
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Briar?
The bush or the Richard?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:34, archived)
# you see, that's why you can't be a man
I was using it as a metonym for a pipe.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I can't be you or When you mean
but I don't want to be, because then I couldn't talk to either of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:38, archived)
# touché
You could be the bloke in the pipe shop, he also smokes a pipe.

Oh boy, there's this brightly tattooed dutch chick who works weekends in the pipe shop in oxford, smoking slim cigars, smoking hot. You'd want a piece no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:41, archived)
# Hmmmm, possibly.
What's her stats like?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:42, archived)
# tall, slim but nicely curved, bright red hair
slightly aloof. But always sorts me the tastiest snuffs.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Hmmm, alright, I'm game.
Right, I'm getting coffee before I fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:47, archived)
# you big gay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)
# *Shudders

You mean you are really Terry Wogan?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Or possibly this ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I fancy her.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:58, archived)
# pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 20 Jun 2008, 9:24, archived)