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# I AM NOT A PONY
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# YAY
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Haha I hope this is your random quote
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:35, archived)
# No riding Sam?
Shame.

Girls, apparently he's not for riding. Back on the coach.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Well that's just rubbish.
*crosses arms*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# YOU said it. Not me.
Now I've got to take 30 crying girls back to their parents unsullied.

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I AM NOT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Neither are they.
They were so excited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:42, archived)
# can you take them back via my house?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I am not putting unsullied girls in any room with you.
That's not fair on the poor things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:44, archived)
# unsullied girls by their very nature
are there to be sullied.
And I have a Phd in sullying
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Yes, but you're also too much for them to handle.
Now see me, I've got a whip and a blowtorch. I can handle you FINE. They've got nothing except vague ideas of romance, candlelight and lovemaking.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:47, archived)
# then it is my duty to show them what the world is REALLY like
before they fall in with bad company and are led astray

blowtorch?
That really wont be neccesary. The whip is fine.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# *smiles sweetly*
There's a reason it's ME that's squiring them about, sunshine.

The blowtorch isn't for you, it's for the inevitable lost keys.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# ah yes, but like it or not, there are things that I can do that you can only read about
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Oooooh like what?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:51, archived)
# well for a start I can piss standing up
and I'm sure you can too, but my legs don't get wet when I do it.
And I know this trick where I **** my ****** right up your ****
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I can do that
I just **** this **** to this harness on the front of my ******.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *greases and assumes the position*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Are we going to have a cock war?
Because I've got no nerves in mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:03, archived)
# so where's the fun it that?
a lick of luminous paint and we can play Darth & Obi Wan with the lights off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:05, archived)
# that's nothing
I can *** a whole ***** of ******** up you **** without even trying. Follow that up with a round of ****** ******* whilst ******* your ******* with a set of ******. And ********** your ***** with a mighty pair of weights.
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:06, archived)
# *crosses legs and looks embarrassed*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I have a studded leather lead and collar...
I reckon I could have a go.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'll be right over
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:50, archived)
# oh for fucks sake you're bringing someone else into the fight?
fine
*saddles up Doom Horse the Night Mare*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:59, archived)
# DOOM HORSE?
a horse bit me once.

This makes me scared.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:08, archived)
# i'm terrified of them but when it comes to fighting for my sub i'll brave it
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:12, archived)
# *purrs*
Today is being fun for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 13:16, archived)
# I like Ttssattsr
Best of all the b3tanimals!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)
# B3tanimals. I like that. That's got smarts.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 12:40, archived)