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# what, exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:03, archived)
# A lovely piece of lady.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:04, archived)
# a bit of posh
niiiiiiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a bit of posh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# I was more of a Felicity man meself
and strange attractions to Penelope keith and Yootha Joyce should probably not be aired in public
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:05, archived)
# i've met penelope keith keith, she's dead nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# I didn't know she had a middle name...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# god i am not with it all am i?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# How's your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# sparkling a little bit still but a bit better
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Don't go for a run, you'll just make matters worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:12, archived)
# hahahahahahaha run!
thats a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# This is why you're good
you appreciate sitting down just as much as I do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# i recline more than i do sit. especially at the moment. my entire body aches
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:19, archived)
# You need to be dumped unceremoniously
into the bath.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# urgh. bedlam soup.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# It'd help.
Either that, or you need a massage with some heated oil. Which is going to be difficult.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:26, archived)
# *ties back hair
*warms oil in hands

Let me at him

*chop chop chop chop chop rub rub rub
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:29, archived)
# cor!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# happy finish?
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# You do love your younger chaps, don't you?!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# :-s
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Yootha Joyce! Phwoar!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:06, archived)
# something very appealing to a 13 year old boy about an older woman who is gagging for it
and she wore tight blouses.
And Elsie Tanner.....
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# Actually, sod all of them.
All we need is this glorious woman right here:

www.dignityindying.org.uk/uploadedImages/Support_Us/ZoeWanamakerpic.JPG
And I'd quite happily have both her and Robert Linsday. Yowzer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:07, archived)
# *high five*
i love her so much. she minds me of my gcse english teacher who was roughly the same age.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# My GCSE (edit: what?! My English teacher) was like a slightly larger version of that white haired lady off the Apprentice
except with a love of old English (so shouting Chaucer at us in the original form) and much, much better.

I LOVE YOU MRS FRANCIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# Miss Connery, where ever you are, i love you too.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:11, archived)
# Mmmm... Zoe Wannamaker and Felicity Kendal....
*drifts off to Doomy dreamland*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:09, archived)
# *joins*
but felicity back in the good life days
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:10, archived)
# And the occasional bit of
cache.viewimages.com/xc/3268776.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=10276273D480F6D8C8980B8863D0339FA55A1E4F32AD3138
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# late 60s Jessie?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# *rubs thighs*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *assists*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# We need Dr Zaarlon
he's good for tandem thigh-rubbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# And speaking in the third person...
Who is that lovely by the way?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:32, archived)
# Paula Wilcox....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# *notes*
*returns later*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:48, archived)
# oh fuck yes!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:16, archived)
# Hah, glad you agree.
I do have ace taste in women.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# wish I was Richard O' Sullivan
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# not for me, ta
but, phwoar, fuck yeah
image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/11/19/imnotthere460.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# well if we're going for modern
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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:20, archived)
# shes a little jaw-ry for me i think...
i think i'm falling in love with cate blanchett, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:24, archived)
# She is lovely.
She makes the new Indy worthwhile.

host.trivialbeing.org/up/indy4-indiana-cate-blanchett-1986674.jpg

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(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# one of the things i love about her is how versatile her face is, i didn't even realise that was her. phwoar....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:30, archived)
# You're telling ME.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:33, archived)
# SHE'S NOT A NAZI
but i'd let her oatlash me good n proper
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:40, archived)
# :D I knew you'd come to the same conclusion.
She SHOULD be a Nazi. Then I'd probably lose control of my lower half.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:41, archived)
# eh
that's well dead...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:17, archived)
# I think you'll find she isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:18, archived)
# nah the linky isn't working for me
:S
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:22, archived)
# here
i59.photobucket.com/albums/g317/BryOutlaw/paula_wilcox.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:23, archived)
# BOYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:28, archived)
# ooooh.... mama!
I always preferred her in Man about the House cos she was flirty but wouldn't take any shit.

And a brunette
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:21, archived)
# What's wrong with yootha joyce
other than the fact she's dead. My name gives a 90% compatibility match with hers on some weird "find your one true love" website.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:08, archived)
# hahahahaha!
Well, I'm glad I'm not the only one then
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)
# You just leave off her.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 11:14, archived)