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# mmmmm... slanty.
I believe the basic idea is that a heinz advert had two men kissing, nothing major, just a peck on the lips, some people complained, and heinz took the advert down, whereas what they should've done was say 'er, no, you're a fucking homophobe, piss off.'

Interestingly, Bill O'Reilly picked up on it and had two of his favourite guest speakers on his show to talk about it, and the conversation went something like this:

Bill: So, this advert was wrong! Wasn't it wrong? Men, kissing! WRONG! They're FORCING THE GAY AGENDA* onto our kids!

Speaker 1: Well actually I think the advert's fine, and Heinz was wrong to take it down.

Speaker 2: Me too.

Bill: ...

*actual Bill O'Reilly words
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:01, archived)
# personally I don't care about the advert
any opportunity to take the piss out of people who have their opinions injected into them from the daily mail is what it's all about as far as I'm concerned

and bill o'rly is a poohead :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# Who the hell is Bill O'Reilly?
*like I want to know really...*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:03, archived)
# He's an opinionated American bigot.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# He's a very very thick twisted fucker
who has his show, called the O'Reilly Factor on fox News.

Here, watch THIS: www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOz3XwgC3HA
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# Oh, Fox 'News'
that's all I need to know really...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:08, archived)
# That is absolutely shocking!
This is one of the things that makes America so very very very wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Forcing the Gayer Gender on people is great fun
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:05, archived)
# You gotta love the phrase 'The Gay Agenda'
I esp love it when it's used in conjunction with the phrase 'Forcing it down peoples throats' just to make sure all the homophobes get a nice picture going on in their minds they can then be suitably disgusted by.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:13, archived)
# This is very very true
Offendable people would have no purpose in their live if there weren't things for them to be offended about, so let's draw a huge CDC on a piece of paper and make them eat it.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:29, archived)
# With some Gayonnaise to help it slide down easier?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:33, archived)
# I was thinking more like
manonnaise, it's much saltier!
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I think it's pure advertising gold
They'll get way more profile just from all the debate around is it/isn't it wrong than any actual media campaign could achieve.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:06, archived)
# It seems not all Mail readers are cunts
just most of em

(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:16, archived)
# I can see the headlines tomorrow,
"1 in 4 Daily Mail readers are Gay"

Film at 11....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
The statistics prove it! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:22, archived)
# hahahaha!
I'm boycotting the mail until they stop these queerosexuals from buying their paper
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:23, archived)
# b3ta compo:-
try to get an artical in the daily m(f)ail

(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:25, archived)
# YES.
(Killer Vanilla puts the win in Darwin, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# This!
With knobs one...

Great big, black*, anus splitting knobs!




*blind, disabled, female, pregnant, non-english too for good measure
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:32, archived)
# do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:34, archived)
# Fuck yes.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 25 Jun 2008, 12:39, archived)